[post contains satire with a little truth] Good luck to you. Of course, I would disagree finding a partner is challenging in VT. You youngsters are so picky!!

My wife and me, for example. We were the only two single individuals of the same general age in our small office in a small VT town. We’ve been married more than 20 years, now.

See? Simple. Settling in Vermont has so many different meanings.