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rylar t1_ja7k42o wrote
The people that profit off of rube retail investors write these articles
jr1tn t1_ja7k839 wrote
Perma bear MS
talonrequiresskill t1_ja7kwxc wrote
Literally no one and nothing except God himself can truly predict the market
outofobscure t1_ja7lb16 wrote
so, have you asked this god guy? come on, share his picks!
computerlad69 t1_ja7lh9n wrote
'No one can predict the market' until someone does, then bulls are all like
SilentSwine t1_ja7lmsj wrote
Sounds like a bear trap
hotmyth11 t1_ja7lz18 wrote
The MS strategist has been pretty accurate lately. The only reasonable counterpoint to the bears has been that sentiment is already too negative, who’s left to sell?
rickert1337 t1_ja7oigs wrote
Sounds to me like someone is ballsdeep in puts and now crying
BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_ja7qhqy wrote
But the mother of all trendlines!!!
__Sky_Daddy__ t1_ja7r91g wrote
God is fake
Invest0rnoob1 t1_ja7t0ul wrote
People believe investment advice in the media and post it unironically. 😂
Pepepopowa t1_ja7t6iw wrote
Financial media is trash.
[deleted] t1_ja7uylj wrote
i HATEEE journalism so much.
Early-Answer531 t1_ja7x0d4 wrote
god is insider trading
outofobscure t1_ja7yfye wrote
So is nancy
XNoob_SmokeX t1_ja7ykkt wrote
It might sound stupid but I do coin flips to determine whether I buy a stock and how much I go in on it.
If I keep getting heads in a row I take it as a sign from God/the universe and go in harder.
Qzy t1_ja7ytsu wrote
God? That's the guy that gives kids cancer right?
Born_yesterday08 t1_ja82d27 wrote
Ol JPow can predict it. He runs it
Smellyjelly12 t1_ja83020 wrote
Calls it is
sielingfan t1_ja830x1 wrote
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
BasilCupitch t1_ja83hch wrote
I haven’t seen Nancy and God in the same room at the same time.
maceman10006 t1_ja849up wrote
Morgan Stanley definitely cares about your financial future. Listen to everything they say. Liquidate all assets into cash and head to the mountains with every can of baked beans at your local Walmart.
limlwl t1_ja84m9y wrote
When news and banks saying bear market and time to sell.
It’s time to BUY
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EEazy89 t1_ja85hm6 wrote
I agree but when is the real question. Before or after fed meeting.
AbbreviationsOk6721 t1_ja88f59 wrote
The other day this page said tsla dropping 20%🤣
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iscreamsandwiches t1_ja8d5hm wrote
1 dime. It rolled into the drain
imjustbeingsilly t1_ja8dhh9 wrote
Me neither, I think he doesn't like her.
kelvinduongwa t1_ja8dj4i wrote
since they said this then the probability for it to come true is less than not saying it.
Chabubu t1_ja8erfn wrote
God can’t predict, he just does the opposite of whatever WSB agrees on.
peeparty69 t1_ja8mb9d wrote
yep. All you can really recommend right now is being very careful with short term trades, but for long term/retirement accounts, you should absolutely be putting some cash in at this point if you have any that you don’t need
Helmer-Bryd t1_ja8mdll wrote
What god? Be more specific, there are more than 2000 gods humans believe in right now. Do you believe in one of them? I don’t
12A1313IT t1_ja8nb49 wrote
When WSB and Investing.com agree, it's time to inverse
Aramis9696 t1_ja8nxnn wrote
Probably more sane than spending 10 hours a day staring at charts and still not doing any trade with full confidence.
Wander21 t1_ja8or6i wrote
People behind this definitely swithed to shorts
Lt_Dream96 t1_ja8pveq wrote
What? Last time I did a coin toss, I lost my house!
Big-Problem7372 t1_ja8ragk wrote
If God could predict it he wouldn't need to be asking for money all the time.
XNoob_SmokeX t1_ja8sji8 wrote
Nothing yet. But you have to understand. I paper hand. I have hands made of toilet paper. I paper handed FSR this morning and took $120 gains.
The_Vegan_Chef t1_ja8vf0t wrote
It will. They were just 14 days to early.
oxid111 t1_ja8vtm2 wrote
What about financial advisors?
masstransience t1_ja8wd44 wrote
I said March, but I didn’t say of which year!!!!
DAWMiller t1_ja8y8j2 wrote
"I kept crawling and it just kept working" - Jerry Smith
banzomaikaka t1_ja8z9ck wrote
God cant predict the market, otherwise hed be a trillionaire
Fukitol_shareholder t1_ja91khq wrote
When media are putting puts on the market or gaining positions for future bull rally
BootBarnExec t1_ja91n6u wrote
News flash, god has nothing to do with the stock market.
SatanSavesAll t1_ja91rpd wrote
Good thing we have these accurate sources to help retail get rich
samnater t1_ja979wo wrote
samnater t1_ja97bfz wrote
14 weeks*
captiancb t1_ja97puw wrote
Nobody knows what the market is going to do so YOLO your account into out of the money options that are going to expire at the end of the week get rich or go broke trying
Jaded_Tackle724 t1_ja99xbd wrote
Are you the last one to say bear . All in we go
vacityrocker t1_ja9a7fr wrote
I like investing dot com - but their article writers are just as stupid as all the rest - just think what will 'they' do when the warehouse is full and you'll know why articles say buy or sell
joyful- t1_ja9d3li wrote
MS is pretty much the only bank that's been consistently sounding the alarm since end of 2021, they were pretty on the mark with their calls
They called technical bounces pretty well too, called out both the bounce back in October and this year as well
Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future results, etc
hhsvjj t1_ja9hu0t wrote
wish trump banned it 💀
RepairThrowaway1 t1_ja9hvxw wrote
Syonoq t1_ja9myck wrote
Sooo…..puts?
WillPowerXXX t1_ja9olty wrote
Thank the Lord God made the Devil … god is good all the time!!!
CrypTom20 t1_ja9r906 wrote
Inverse bank re inverse cramer inversed by kathie...
Zwoxlol t1_ja9ui9e wrote
We will run to 4300-4400 in march and crash early to mid Q3
awesomewealthylife t1_ja9uvrf wrote
It did but then it reversed and now it might again.
Mages17 t1_ja9uvyk wrote
Yeah sure
GameSharkPro t1_ja9ymsv wrote
If they sell you life insurance, then yes trash.
Low-Environment6530 t1_jaakpfq wrote
2000? Where did you get this number? That‘s about one god per 4 Mio. people = fairly too much 😜
awwfishsticks t1_jaakrij wrote
28 weeks late
balls_deep_6969 t1_jaalu4a wrote
They selling as much puts as they can
breakyourteethnow t1_jaalwxe wrote
They were one of two to correctly predict CPI numbers iirc, everyone else gave much more bullish numbers. Idk why ppl say inverse MS when they've been one of the only one's to call the shots right this past year.
Electricengineer t1_jaaohwj wrote
Feb 29th
RevolutionaryEnd5293 t1_jaapxw7 wrote
It would be nice to hear the counter bull thesis to support the theory that the majority of companies are undervalued as compared to current and future earnings. Yet instead, you shoot the messenger. I'm pretty sure MS has little to gain by warning people that this may be a bull trap, except maybe some credibility. A rare thing on Wall Street.
maceman10006 t1_jaarvrf wrote
We eat crayons here sir.
darkspd96 t1_jab43on wrote
Charlierg50 t1_jab9j18 wrote
I'm new to this, so I hope you are correct!! 💯😹
Helmer-Bryd t1_jabngct wrote
Actually 2500 gods
Anthropologists estimate that at least 18,000 different gods, goddesses, and various animals or objects have been worshipped by humans since our species first appeared.
So who is right?
https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Gods-Over-Deities-World/dp/0816029091
You know it’s all depending on where you are born. That’s it. Where you end up with for parents, relatives, teachers, neighbours. That’s it.
Low-Environment6530 t1_jabzwt0 wrote
2500, good. And each, of course, is the only true. 2500 times. Rarely laughed so much, thank you!
Helmer-Bryd t1_jac2wkb wrote
I don’t believe in one of them.
Religious people don’t believe in 2 499 gods. I don’t believe in 2 500 gods
Low-Environment6530 t1_jac4m8d wrote
I am agnostic.
VisualMod t1_ja7jvk0 wrote