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embrioticphlegm t1_j9gf79q wrote

You really bought those at the bottom

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osplink t1_j9hk0v1 wrote

Lmao, I'm. It sure if he is flexing or wants to get roasted img

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[deleted] t1_j9golzr wrote

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embrioticphlegm t1_j9gpu30 wrote

Have a stop loss (that doesn't include -95% in the scenario) imo

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pw7090 t1_j9gykrk wrote

WSBers don't use stop losses.

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Pavkelino t1_j9hfv0b wrote

Even if you do, you place them on about 90-95% loss, in case it recovers, and if it doesn’t you keep some of the money.

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some_guy919 t1_j9gio9v wrote

Nice, $14,000 more and you’ll be in the green!

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Shakedaddy4x t1_j9i2rko wrote

It would be hilarious (and awesome) if he actually somehow made a profit off of these. And then made a Gains post.

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LifeOfFate t1_j9ic1d9 wrote

I’m not sure I could afford to eat any more if these print in less than a month.

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Timely-Government-84 t1_j9geyo8 wrote

What’s the name of the surgeon you used to attach those diamonds to your hands?

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iwantoutsidee t1_j9gf1dn wrote

Total return -95% are you serious

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YoMommaLikesMyButt t1_j9gjo9b wrote

that's the joke dumass

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ReadBeered t1_j9gibet wrote

Just another 3724.5% and you’re back!

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send_bobz_plz5678 t1_j9gghmn wrote

Why haven't you averaged down man jfc...

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pw7090 t1_j9gonfh wrote

They'd have just lost more money probably.

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Sopdope69 t1_j9i74rt wrote

Yeah if he averaged in every day… at this point he’s still holding them so may as well throw a grand at it. It’s like buying odds on the coral table lol… in this case it’s a shit bet but it would still be a better bet than if he doesn’t do it.

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Kcnflman t1_j9gni44 wrote

This is why I don’t buy leaps

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ihadtopoop- t1_j9gzh2t wrote

Better to lose it all in one day then death by 1000 cuts

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Kcnflman t1_j9hiwgl wrote

It seems like, in some almost supernatural way, the glide path for leap theta decay is perfectly timed agains me

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Majestic_Salad_I1 t1_j9imii9 wrote

I mean, but them at unique times and not bc you’re bored. He bought these at the absolute worst time. The time to buy puts was last week. or now.

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The-Soldier-in-White t1_j9gh7dw wrote

I don't know what your objective was for the trade, but I'd sell now

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EEazy89 t1_j9hlrq6 wrote

Definitely DONT sell now. It would be better to lose it all and risk making more back. Especially down this bad. Worst advice ever. He’s down 95% already and the market will probably be red with Putins remarks. Hold.

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moon_apes_unite t1_j9hrrvp wrote

I hate that this is the right answer.

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EEazy89 t1_j9hurzg wrote

I honestly think OP is gonna make a good bit back. I’m curious to see how the market will be for the next week or two until the next Fed meeting.

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Fun4life90 t1_j9hue1u wrote

Dude his shit expired march 17 and his breakeven is 336!!! it’s basically dead money if he doesnt take what left of it

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EEazy89 t1_j9huoco wrote

Yeah. And it’s still February. If the Spy down to 380 even those options would make him back thousands. If they were 1-2 weeks from expiration I’d say sell. But he’s got almost 3 weeks more actually.

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Fun4life90 t1_j9hv2wm wrote

You got 1 week till end of Feb. Even if it hits 380, he’s probably wont get much back. Those puts gonna be worthless very soon

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EEazy89 t1_j9i8n6b wrote

At best he may get back like $2000-$3000. I agree with you to an extend though. He should probably hold but sell very soon. Either Friday or next week. Depending on how the rest of this week looks

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jayy0325 t1_j9ghxzx wrote

Could’ve gotten in money puts 💀💀

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Fwpa t1_j9gixbn wrote

I was so mad at you for a second

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mbcls t1_j9ghaom wrote

up over 200$ but total lost 13k. nice !

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JoesStepMother t1_j9gjinh wrote

That's insane, hiw did you anticipate this drop, you mist have a cristal ball or something

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Andyk688 t1_j9gnuca wrote

I can’t believe these were bought in October, can I have tips on how to keep options this long lol?? You were up for sooooo long

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kenjiurada t1_j9gi1wy wrote

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic, but they look nice…

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Master_Relative t1_j9goww5 wrote

I’ll buy those from you for a 1.00

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TrustM3EzMoney t1_j9ha48r wrote

NAw I’m good I’ll sue that dolla to make a more reasonable bet

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Mmike422 t1_j9ieodh wrote

Oh my bad thought it said 380$, dam bro you need to average down and sell asap you better hope ww3 or new covid type that's bad bad, you need to take real advice now and fast end of the week you better have it figured out, never ever gamble more than you can afford to lose!! End of the week looks red but dam not close to that bad good luck to u take this as a hard lesson we all learn the hard way greed you will lose!!

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OTRinKW900L t1_j9gmiww wrote

Dude why the fuck would you buy for 23$ per contract? The fuck

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Loose_Mail_786 t1_j9gx8c1 wrote

You can’t play with my emotions like that King.

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Cheeky_Star t1_j9i2uci wrote

A Green Day but a red bag.. congrats! imgimg

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dyshynky t1_j9gmmvm wrote

Surprised they are worth that much tbh

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WatchAttention t1_j9gmzxo wrote

You belong here with profits like that!

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chem_alx t1_j9gocry wrote

They fucked you good

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nickstick_ t1_j9godmr wrote

Holding 380 puts for April im probably fucked

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hfaalky t1_j9hqnia wrote

You will have an exit, don’t get greedy. There will be a huge red day and you will be a good amount ahead Take the cash. They will string it sideways and do little bear rallies that will theta fuck you. Take the points when you can.

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cezapiza OP t1_j9iolar wrote

LMAO this was my though process for these for the last 5 months or so…..”HUGE RED DAY COMING KEEP HONDIN!” when in doubt…press X

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HuskyNotPhatt t1_j9gqu70 wrote

Crap, I should have sold mine at close. There is too much gain porn floating around. Or maybe he didn’t close?

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speedygonzo1019 t1_j9gqvq1 wrote

Started from the bottom and you stayed there

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El-Grande- t1_j9grod1 wrote

No big deal. You just need WW3 & Nuclear War to breakout between now and March 17th and you should break even.

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WearySeaTurtle t1_j9gtkfn wrote

Bruh, why didn't you buy them at open instead ???

Heck I missed the $404 peak but my buy wasn't this late

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inverse2win t1_j9guul6 wrote

If you tripled down, u could have come out as a winner

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30turdy t1_j9gvqf7 wrote

Oh mate. I feel for you. I bet you had a dry xmas and didn’t enjoy new year either. Why didn’t you sell on 13th October? Loll.

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Evander85 t1_j9gwyrz wrote

Incredible. Bought ITM at $348 I’m sure

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TimHung931017 t1_j9gxxzc wrote

Lmfaoo I was about to be like oh here we go another brag post then I saw the total return 😂

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osendze t1_j9gy07w wrote

It’s got bad strategy is written all over it. At the very least u need to learn when to cut ur loss which was 10K ago. Never get attached to your trades, fuck knows why ya held these for so long. Markets can remain irrational longer then you can remain solvent.

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jer72981m t1_j9h0jez wrote

Well on your way

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ghann t1_j9h1pqf wrote

Good enough to screenshot, good enough to close!

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mark2talyho t1_j9h2h79 wrote

Why in the fuck did you not sells those in December?

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lebmika t1_j9h4ngx wrote

4 months of pain

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darkspd96 t1_j9h62wg wrote

nice total return bro

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keepgrindingact t1_j9h6ajd wrote

You literally bought puts at the October bottom damn

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bartino84 t1_j9h6knl wrote

Congrats on the -$14,000

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BeyoncesmiddIefinger t1_j9h7gxm wrote

You’re like a genius… just in reverse. It’s like you knew the market was gonna go up and then proceeded to do the exact opposite of that.

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swareonmemum t1_j9h8xgk wrote

we're comin for u buddy hold on

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trowawee1122 t1_j9haj3b wrote

On the bright side, you made someone else rich.

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Bmhayes11 t1_j9hfxib wrote

Wait green but - is bad. But green good, so why -?

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The-BEAST t1_j9hidd1 wrote

Literally exactly the bottom 🤣

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RSGoldPuts t1_j9hklut wrote

"Insert wtf is this piece of sht Joe Pecci meme"

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Irishjohn831 t1_j9hol13 wrote

Keep….up….the………..good……………….work ?

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arenalr t1_j9hqajj wrote

I really hope you hit your break even

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boostlee33 t1_j9hrmwo wrote

I saw the title and got happy for you then I saw the screen shot and got even happier ☺️

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Renalpe t1_j9htifh wrote

Only 30% more then ull break even

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oILLUSIONISTo t1_j9hwsi0 wrote

ONLY 95.88% to be flat! 🤞LOL 🤣

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Kind_Initiative_7567 t1_j9hxvnz wrote

Well, I’ll pause for a moment to salute the regards that are buying this now 😂

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TheBomb999 t1_j9i86a5 wrote

Trust me bro, soon you’re gonna be named “The Miracle on WallStreetBets”

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Elgingerloco69 t1_j9ib50s wrote

Should have waited to post until you were at 69%

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Mmike422 t1_j9iduqi wrote

With everything in place atm with china and Russia I think your good odds are in your favor good luck hold

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cezapiza OP t1_j9io0f0 wrote

Haha love the enthusiasm of WW3 in play but regardless i need a 3000% gain to break even.

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sescobreezy727 t1_j9igri1 wrote

Should be an interesting 27 days or whatsoever for this fellow.

Might get half your money back. 23.29 is a hefty open price

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ThetaGangLeader t1_j9ih2ul wrote

He says as total losses are -$13k. The market has a bull bias

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Majestic_Salad_I1 t1_j9imeek wrote

I love that you bought them at the literal worst time. Did you buy calls last week?

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mrtmra t1_j9ivmo7 wrote

Had me in the first half. Congrats you regard.

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zyffyz8002 t1_j9j26eg wrote

good enough to post, good enough to sell

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Jumpy-Clue-583 t1_j9j5bqe wrote

Can someone tell me what SPY is? When I check there is no Spy that gone up 60%. Is spy same as "SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust" ? Sorry I'm new.

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Ronar123 t1_j9jtrup wrote

Get out of this place and never come back. Just run. Don't look back. If you hear anyone mention options, cover your ears. You have a future ahead of you. Don't throw it away.

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Professional-Flow529 t1_j9rfeww wrote

On the other hand , stay awhile and watch the debauchery and comedy . 😈😈😈 Just sign the document releasing ownership of your soul …

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WorkingThroat8507 t1_j9jkziu wrote

Can we please look at the lucid electric car stock… I have lost almost my entire life savings. They rival Tesla, Really cheap now to buy into. Really could use the boost and help get this stock back up to $75-$100 where it belongs.

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ACiD_80 t1_j9jugw5 wrote

still realistic to make it go green by expiration.

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LAVAFLIX t1_j9kbk6h wrote

Yes. This drop wrangled my strangle back into profit from a margin call not too long ago.

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Passionswa618 t1_j9m7t1j wrote

Keep holding for a success story

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lemmikens t1_j9gl777 wrote

You honestly might still be okay with the way the market is going. I would hold, not much to lose at this point anyway.

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