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cezapiza OP t1_j9gej6z wrote
Bought March/17/23β $360 Puts
Parking_Okra1528 t1_j9geuvp wrote
R/Options would say sell and take that 60%
Timely-Government-84 t1_j9geyo8 wrote
Whatβs the name of the surgeon you used to attach those diamonds to your hands?
iwantoutsidee t1_j9gf1dn wrote
Total return -95% are you serious
embrioticphlegm t1_j9gf79q wrote
You really bought those at the bottom
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send_bobz_plz5678 t1_j9gghmn wrote
Why haven't you averaged down man jfc...
QuitMyDAYjob2020 t1_j9ggqy2 wrote
60% Woo-Hoo! You belong here.
GeraltofRivia7770 t1_j9ggwma wrote
You belong here.
The-Soldier-in-White t1_j9gh7dw wrote
I don't know what your objective was for the trade, but I'd sell now
mbcls t1_j9ghaom wrote
up over 200$ but total lost 13k. nice !
jayy0325 t1_j9ghxzx wrote
Couldβve gotten in money puts ππ
kenjiurada t1_j9gi1wy wrote
Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic, but they look niceβ¦
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ReadBeered t1_j9gibet wrote
Just another 3724.5% and youβre back!
xROGUExSKILLZx t1_j9gig2b wrote
I laughed way too hard at this.
some_guy919 t1_j9gio9v wrote
Nice, $14,000 more and youβll be in the green!
sparshdcup t1_j9giq3n wrote
I prefer KFC
Fwpa t1_j9gixbn wrote
I was so mad at you for a second
JoesStepMother t1_j9gjinh wrote
That's insane, hiw did you anticipate this drop, you mist have a cristal ball or something
YoMommaLikesMyButt t1_j9gjo9b wrote
that's the joke dumass
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iwantoutsidee t1_j9gjzo1 wrote
Me no check flair me sorry
lemmikens t1_j9gl777 wrote
You honestly might still be okay with the way the market is going. I would hold, not much to lose at this point anyway.
InTheRed24 t1_j9gl8wj wrote
its expected of us.
Iloveyourmomtoo t1_j9glgxx wrote
Tuff
IMxJUSTxSAYINNN t1_j9glxev wrote
ProfessSirG t1_j9gm6kv wrote
OTRinKW900L t1_j9gmiww wrote
Dude why the fuck would you buy for 23$ per contract? The fuck
dyshynky t1_j9gmmvm wrote
Surprised they are worth that much tbh
KawaiiMeowMeow-chan t1_j9gmt2w wrote
Sold mine earlier on QQQ
MosEisleyEscorts t1_j9gmt44 wrote
WatchAttention t1_j9gmzxo wrote
You belong here with profits like that!
TheSneedles t1_j9gn0od wrote
Jesus Christ dude
Kcnflman t1_j9gni44 wrote
This is why I donβt buy leaps
Low-Classroom7736 t1_j9gnirj wrote
Well.. thatβs progress
Andyk688 t1_j9gnuca wrote
I canβt believe these were bought in October, can I have tips on how to keep options this long lol?? You were up for sooooo long
BedtimeTorture t1_j9gnuw4 wrote
You still got a month bro
SPXLiquidated t1_j9go2jf wrote
This is hilarious, good jobb
Federal_Ad_197 t1_j9go9fc wrote
I lost $6k today thinking it was gonna bounce. Fuck me right
chem_alx t1_j9gocry wrote
They fucked you good
nickstick_ t1_j9godmr wrote
Holding 380 puts for April im probably fucked
Ok_Inspection_2799 t1_j9goifj wrote
Why wouldn't you average down?
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pw7090 t1_j9gonfh wrote
They'd have just lost more money probably.
Master_Relative t1_j9goww5 wrote
Iβll buy those from you for a 1.00
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embrioticphlegm t1_j9gpu30 wrote
Have a stop loss (that doesn't include -95% in the scenario) imo
HuskyNotPhatt t1_j9gqu70 wrote
Crap, I should have sold mine at close. There is too much gain porn floating around. Or maybe he didnβt close?
speedygonzo1019 t1_j9gqvq1 wrote
Started from the bottom and you stayed there
El-Grande- t1_j9grod1 wrote
No big deal. You just need WW3 & Nuclear War to breakout between now and March 17th and you should break even.
KayySean t1_j9gsd71 wrote
Did you sell it today?
WearySeaTurtle t1_j9gtkfn wrote
Bruh, why didn't you buy them at open instead ???
Heck I missed the $404 peak but my buy wasn't this late
WearySeaTurtle t1_j9gtmgl wrote
It's regard, sir.
inverse2win t1_j9guul6 wrote
If you tripled down, u could have come out as a winner
Parunreborn t1_j9gvied wrote
Dear god
30turdy t1_j9gvqf7 wrote
Oh mate. I feel for you. I bet you had a dry xmas and didnβt enjoy new year either. Why didnβt you sell on 13th October? Loll.
reddituser736985 t1_j9gvvrr wrote
Congrats and fβ¦. Oh.
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Evander85 t1_j9gwyrz wrote
Incredible. Bought ITM at $348 Iβm sure
Loose_Mail_786 t1_j9gx8c1 wrote
You canβt play with my emotions like that King.
osendze t1_j9gxnxb wrote
TimHung931017 t1_j9gxxzc wrote
Lmfaoo I was about to be like oh here we go another brag post then I saw the total return π
osendze t1_j9gy07w wrote
Itβs got bad strategy is written all over it. At the very least u need to learn when to cut ur loss which was 10K ago. Never get attached to your trades, fuck knows why ya held these for so long. Markets can remain irrational longer then you can remain solvent.
osendze t1_j9gyi7s wrote
pw7090 t1_j9gykrk wrote
WSBers don't use stop losses.
therealTopInductor t1_j9gyok2 wrote
As the wise Jim Cramer would say: Sell sell sell
ewmcdade t1_j9gyyph wrote
Nice day!
ihadtopoop- t1_j9gzh2t wrote
Better to lose it all in one day then death by 1000 cuts
jer72981m t1_j9h0jez wrote
Well on your way
QuirkyAverageJoe t1_j9h0lck wrote
LOL
ghann t1_j9h1pqf wrote
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to close!
mark2talyho t1_j9h2h79 wrote
Why in the fuck did you not sells those in December?
lebmika t1_j9h4ngx wrote
4 months of pain
Ballentine17 t1_j9h4tx6 wrote
DestroyYesterday t1_j9h562u wrote
Now is the time to average my dude lol
darkspd96 t1_j9h62wg wrote
nice total return bro
ByahhByahh t1_j9h6399 wrote
Niceohhh.
keepgrindingact t1_j9h6ajd wrote
You literally bought puts at the October bottom damn
bartino84 t1_j9h6knl wrote
Congrats on the -$14,000
send_bobz_plz5678 t1_j9h6lek wrote
Who said anything about profits?
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BuckCharkley- t1_j9h6u41 wrote
HOLD THIS MFER
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SPY__vs__SPY t1_j9h7awv wrote
BeyoncesmiddIefinger t1_j9h7gxm wrote
Youβre like a geniusβ¦ just in reverse. Itβs like you knew the market was gonna go up and then proceeded to do the exact opposite of that.
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swareonmemum t1_j9h8xgk wrote
we're comin for u buddy hold on
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TrustM3EzMoney t1_j9ha48r wrote
NAw Iβm good Iβll sue that dolla to make a more reasonable bet
trowawee1122 t1_j9haj3b wrote
On the bright side, you made someone else rich.
Substantial_Bill_962 t1_j9hbkdd wrote
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Born_wild t1_j9he5wv wrote
??!!π€―π€―
Pavkelino t1_j9hfv0b wrote
Even if you do, you place them on about 90-95% loss, in case it recovers, and if it doesnβt you keep some of the money.
Bmhayes11 t1_j9hfxib wrote
Wait green but - is bad. But green good, so why -?
Tremulant1 t1_j9hgwym wrote
The-BEAST t1_j9hidd1 wrote
Literally exactly the bottom π€£
Kcnflman t1_j9hiwgl wrote
It seems like, in some almost supernatural way, the glide path for leap theta decay is perfectly timed agains me
Silver-Stable-3961 t1_j9hj83b wrote
Part of the ship. Part of the crew.
osplink t1_j9hk0v1 wrote
Lmao, I'm. It sure if he is flexing or wants to get roasted
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RSGoldPuts t1_j9hklut wrote
"Insert wtf is this piece of sht Joe Pecci meme"
mytendies t1_j9hli2q wrote
Sell them
EEazy89 t1_j9hlrq6 wrote
Definitely DONT sell now. It would be better to lose it all and risk making more back. Especially down this bad. Worst advice ever. Heβs down 95% already and the market will probably be red with Putins remarks. Hold.
Pristine_Finance_320 t1_j9hm6vc wrote
Feels good right?!!
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Irishjohn831 t1_j9hol13 wrote
Keepβ¦.upβ¦.theβ¦β¦β¦..goodβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.work ?
arenalr t1_j9hqajj wrote
I really hope you hit your break even
hfaalky t1_j9hqnia wrote
You will have an exit, donβt get greedy. There will be a huge red day and you will be a good amount ahead Take the cash. They will string it sideways and do little bear rallies that will theta fuck you. Take the points when you can.
boostlee33 t1_j9hrmwo wrote
I saw the title and got happy for you then I saw the screen shot and got even happier βΊοΈ
moon_apes_unite t1_j9hrrvp wrote
I hate that this is the right answer.
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Renalpe t1_j9htifh wrote
Only 30% more then ull break even
Fun4life90 t1_j9hue1u wrote
Dude his shit expired march 17 and his breakeven is 336!!! itβs basically dead money if he doesnt take what left of it
EEazy89 t1_j9huoco wrote
Yeah. And itβs still February. If the Spy down to 380 even those options would make him back thousands. If they were 1-2 weeks from expiration Iβd say sell. But heβs got almost 3 weeks more actually.
EEazy89 t1_j9hurzg wrote
I honestly think OP is gonna make a good bit back. Iβm curious to see how the market will be for the next week or two until the next Fed meeting.
Fun4life90 t1_j9hv2wm wrote
You got 1 week till end of Feb. Even if it hits 380, heβs probably wont get much back. Those puts gonna be worthless very soon
oILLUSIONISTo t1_j9hwsi0 wrote
ONLY 95.88% to be flat! π€LOL π€£
BobFlossing t1_j9hwwdj wrote
Half way there!
oILLUSIONISTo t1_j9hxcwl wrote
0DTE or DEATH! β οΈ
ShwaggDaddy t1_j9hxph8 wrote
Kind_Initiative_7567 t1_j9hxvnz wrote
Well, Iβll pause for a moment to salute the regards that are buying this now π
WhyAmThisWay t1_j9i1vu5 wrote
F π€
Shakedaddy4x t1_j9i2rko wrote
It would be hilarious (and awesome) if he actually somehow made a profit off of these. And then made a Gains post.
Cheeky_Star t1_j9i2uci wrote
A Green Day but a red bag.. congrats!
ripped_rat t1_j9i3u01 wrote
The same one who did surgery on a grape
Sopdope69 t1_j9i74rt wrote
Yeah if he averaged in every dayβ¦ at this point heβs still holding them so may as well throw a grand at it. Itβs like buying odds on the coral table lolβ¦ in this case itβs a shit bet but it would still be a better bet than if he doesnβt do it.
TheBomb999 t1_j9i86a5 wrote
Trust me bro, soon youβre gonna be named βThe Miracle on WallStreetBetsβ
EEazy89 t1_j9i8n6b wrote
At best he may get back like $2000-$3000. I agree with you to an extend though. He should probably hold but sell very soon. Either Friday or next week. Depending on how the rest of this week looks
Unlikely_Brilliant87 t1_j9i9uyr wrote
If you would of bought calls at the top those were worth around $60k
Elgingerloco69 t1_j9ib50s wrote
Should have waited to post until you were at 69%
One-Water-8185 t1_j9ibdlm wrote
Lol!!!
LifeOfFate t1_j9ic1d9 wrote
Iβm not sure I could afford to eat any more if these print in less than a month.
Electricengineer t1_j9ic8ev wrote
Oof
Mmike422 t1_j9iduqi wrote
With everything in place atm with china and Russia I think your good odds are in your favor good luck hold
Mmike422 t1_j9ieodh wrote
Oh my bad thought it said 380$, dam bro you need to average down and sell asap you better hope ww3 or new covid type that's bad bad, you need to take real advice now and fast end of the week you better have it figured out, never ever gamble more than you can afford to lose!! End of the week looks red but dam not close to that bad good luck to u take this as a hard lesson we all learn the hard way greed you will lose!!
sescobreezy727 t1_j9igri1 wrote
Should be an interesting 27 days or whatsoever for this fellow.
Might get half your money back. 23.29 is a hefty open price
ThetaGangLeader t1_j9ih2ul wrote
He says as total losses are -$13k. The market has a bull bias
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Majestic_Salad_I1 t1_j9imeek wrote
I love that you bought them at the literal worst time. Did you buy calls last week?
Majestic_Salad_I1 t1_j9imii9 wrote
I mean, but them at unique times and not bc youβre bored. He bought these at the absolute worst time. The time to buy puts was last week. or now.
cezapiza OP t1_j9io0f0 wrote
Haha love the enthusiasm of WW3 in play but regardless i need a 3000% gain to break even.
cezapiza OP t1_j9io729 wrote
With my luck, if i bought calls i promise you WW3 would have tanked the world economy.
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cezapiza OP t1_j9iolar wrote
LMAO this was my though process for these for the last 5 months or soβ¦..βHUGE RED DAY COMING KEEP HONDIN!β when in doubtβ¦press X
cezapiza OP t1_j9ioopo wrote
Isnβt stocks like golf, the lower the better?
Unlikely_Brilliant87 t1_j9iqhx5 wrote
citizensloth t1_j9iriyd wrote
You consider 1 month out a leap?
PhaseCharacter3536 t1_j9itldx wrote
I bet your kicking yourself for not buying calls
mrtmra t1_j9ivmo7 wrote
Had me in the first half. Congrats you regard.
alienlovecall_ t1_j9j0os0 wrote
If spy gets to 336 weβre in real trouble.
zyffyz8002 t1_j9j26eg wrote
good enough to post, good enough to sell
Jumpy-Clue-583 t1_j9j5bqe wrote
Can someone tell me what SPY is? When I check there is no Spy that gone up 60%. Is spy same as "SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust" ? Sorry I'm new.
Odin1367 t1_j9j7mou wrote
Pootin will have to act a fool to get us there
WorkingThroat8507 t1_j9jkziu wrote
Can we please look at the lucid electric car stock⦠I have lost almost my entire life savings. They rival Tesla, Really cheap now to buy into. Really could use the boost and help get this stock back up to $75-$100 where it belongs.
Ronar123 t1_j9jtrup wrote
Get out of this place and never come back. Just run. Don't look back. If you hear anyone mention options, cover your ears. You have a future ahead of you. Don't throw it away.
ACiD_80 t1_j9jugw5 wrote
still realistic to make it go green by expiration.
Veteran_RN_Coindaddy t1_j9k2cg1 wrote
Good, looks like you needed that.
millpr01 t1_j9k7p65 wrote
Accomplished-Tip-562 t1_j9ka6ex wrote
get fucked
LAVAFLIX t1_j9kbk6h wrote
Yes. This drop wrangled my strangle back into profit from a margin call not too long ago.
Dosmastrify1 t1_j9kif9c wrote
Small victories
TomorrowAggravating7 t1_j9kmqhx wrote
Look at that break even price π
The-Soldier-in-White t1_j9lgs44 wrote
u/cezapiza what's the update on value?
Kcnflman t1_j9m6588 wrote
He purchased them October 11, 2022
Passionswa618 t1_j9m7t1j wrote
Keep holding for a success story
citizensloth t1_j9miwqg wrote
Ahh of course. Not used to Robinhood.
ihearthaters t1_j9nacm5 wrote
Gotta buy high and sell low!
AggressiveNoise5954 t1_j9nkt5y wrote
Imagine if it would have been calls
Ok-Exercise-6336 t1_j9q5feg wrote
Because it was cheaper for OP to buy!.. I did the same mistake btw.
Ok-Exercise-6336 t1_j9q694z wrote
That's a bad advice!. OP will lose more money.
Ok_Inspection_2799 t1_j9qa0rg wrote
So it's great advice then
Professional-Flow529 t1_j9rfeww wrote
On the other hand , stay awhile and watch the debauchery and comedy . πππ Just sign the document releasing ownership of your soul β¦
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