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IamnotAfraid_23 t1_jaa7gn6 wrote
Reply to comment by Only_Outcome4297 in Tesla, Musk sued by shareholders over self-driving safety claims by yuuuuuuuuu
The day US government prosecutes an American company for criminal negligence, that day, I know in my heart, my time has come to ask Charlize Theron out, on a food truck date, and end that date in a cheap motel.
Only_Outcome4297 t1_jaa7ktv wrote
To be fair I'd do that given even half an opportunity. But I'm cheap, so I'd exclude the food truck. And the motel.
IamnotAfraid_23 t1_jaa7wrn wrote
I am saving up money for that, seems like I am already ahead of you. Money talks in matters of love!
Tsla has big backers, their stock might go down a bit, but no prosecution.
Only_Outcome4297 t1_jaa8629 wrote
Love? Who the fuck are you kidding? I just want a handie behind a Wendy's dumpster.
IamnotAfraid_23 t1_jaa8s19 wrote
Well only chance of making that a reality is getting Charlize Theron to invest, and follow, wsb. She will be opening up a shop behind Wendy’s is six months, give or take.
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