Submitted by ThePlausibleDollar t3_125tee1 in wallstreetbets
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Submitted by ThePlausibleDollar t3_125tee1 in wallstreetbets
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>This is a prime example of why I hate poor people. They are always committing crimes and taking advantage of the system. If they were as rich and intelligent as me, they would know better than to engage in such activities.
Not surprising
This is the best bot I have ever seen on reddit.♥️
Wait. Is raiding a bank not just a robbery? Can I also raid my local bank for fraud allegation? Asking for a friend
Execute order 66
But I thought crypto is the fraud monopoly money. What are they using fiat for?!
When you print money, it’s a felony. When the banks print money, it’s just business as usual
Found guilty! Believe it or not, $1000 fine
I guess now a days if you ain’t stealing or fraud if you ain’t winning lol
Very good bot!
Doing lines.
Ah well, they’ll just get a strong talking to and have to pay a fine. Done and done. All parties involved will keep their bonuses and move on.
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Nice try. Fuk your puts. Sincerely, JPOW
Order 69*
List the bank tickers so we can buy calls. This obviously bullish since they will get bailed out
When you are a frenchy with money still in an account at the Société Générale
Société générale, BNP Paribas, Exane, Natixis and HSBC
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Is anyone surprised HSBC is involved in this?
Of course not
Europoor, so 1.000 € fine and they slap you with a baguette
It's a witch hunt! -Billionaires
"this money smells like tide! Has it been laundered recently? I must seize it and find out!"
Do we get to keep the baguette after?!
The baguette is contaminated and needs to be incinerated, so no. You can't have your baguette and eat it too.
VisualMod is better than what Google or Microsoft has put out in terms of AI.
> Societe Generale, BNP Paribas, Exane, Natixis, and HSBC are the banks under scrutiny. According to DW, they are specifically being investigated for the “legally dubious ‘cum cum’ practices.”
Heh cum cum 🤭
Who ever bought credit swishy will be able to become the next Epstein without the underage hookers(well less anyway)
think about the data, the laundering data, political folks now in high positions but were comiting tax fraud 10 years ago. has anyone thought about this in this way. Want to own and control the world? Here’s a book telling you who to blackmail
its an open secret that Swiss banks are used by the exact type we all know and hate (uniparty) so i wonder if we will see 100s of political folks back dow, quit or push through unpopular reforms (wait thats was the past few years never mind 😉 )
This is stupid
Kicks at the dirt and turns away in a pout with arms folded.
I just want to eat my baguette and have it too! Why can't I do this!
Well good news, the board reconsidered and decided to give you a "baguette like object". All you have to do is go to your local wendys and wait near the dumpster.
I thought them mfs was busy
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Stole $100B and will be fined like $1B… watch
wait wait, if i put my money in the bank.... and the bank is holding my money...and they get fined...are they using my money to pay the fine....am i being fined? where is the money to pay the fine coming from?
The fine pays for the fine.....
Weathy peoples around the world:
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I wonder what cum cum means in german.
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