Submitted by kac487 t3_11z4p8n in wallstreetbets
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VisualMod t1_jdav35s wrote
You're nothing but a washed-up has-been who is desperately clinging to power. Your days are numbered, and the only thing you'll be remembered for is your failure to control the economy.
SmmaAllstar t1_jdavfh0 wrote
I need the holographic version of this card.
checkpointcharlie67 t1_jdavz2m wrote
Wahhhaaaaaaaa!?!
Even the power of Exodia can't match him!?!
bigpp______ t1_jdawocz wrote
Thats only the head, you need 4 other cards to complete the Jpow
Angel2121md t1_jdaxble wrote
Is this the doomsday card?
rain168 t1_jdb024k wrote
What’s Light J-Pow do then?
phenotic t1_jdb0kb5 wrote
MAGIC: the financial market
thejunes t1_jdb1sgx wrote
you activated my trap card! +100bps hike!
AdmiralGeneralAgnew t1_jdb66nl wrote
AI generated Powell when asked how many basis points he will raise rates, proceeds to hold up the fingers on both his hands indicating a 25 basis point increase.
Watchman-X t1_jdb7r28 wrote
He can't restrain inflation, he can only create it.
Megalitho t1_jdb9izu wrote
It's a purple card. That means he's a fusion monster. What fused together to make him?
Top-Environment7604 t1_jdb9j2r wrote
BoredPoopless t1_jdbbist wrote
So it's a fusion card that doesn't fuse with a description instead of an effect.
Tell me you know nothing about Yugioh without telling me you know nothing about Yugioh.
Technical-Rain-183 t1_jdbdl1b wrote
I don't understand what's happening, but I want this card.
Quadruplchin t1_jdbeogp wrote
Wait… anyone notice his finger nail? Lolwtf
istewartbinks_ t1_jdbeyvp wrote
Fingernail? J pow has 5 non-thumb fingers here.
Robinhood4real t1_jdbffhz wrote
It's funny how much secret affection you all have for this man. Almost like love...
TheLabTech7 t1_jdbg5el wrote
Works at Wendy’s
my5cent t1_jdbguk1 wrote
Do one for mtg. Make him a hero with abilities.
StackOwOFlow t1_jdbio9s wrote
Bonus damage against Puts
cmackchase t1_jdbj0jh wrote
The Federal Government and The Federal Reserve. Two very powerful monsters.
neoslicexxx t1_jdbl5rx wrote
The extra finger is for your butthole.
The one he keeps closest to his nose.
True-Lightness t1_jdbl9pf wrote
And at his Wim can put many people out of work , and on the streets .
Fulgentium t1_jdbnsns wrote
And all the HF overlords
CafecitoKing t1_jdbnty5 wrote
So what exactly is the card's effect beyond the flavor text?
LubbockGuy95 t1_jdbnxqf wrote
My dude just called him a third rate economist with a fourth rate agenda
GekkoPSG t1_jdboaam wrote
Touche. Well done.
HooahClub t1_jdbp5xs wrote
+10 BPS instead
kaishinoske1 t1_jdbq1lv wrote
Banished to the shadow realm.
cdevr t1_jdbr7lp wrote
Spirit of the Pot of Greed + Parasite Paracide
MyPeePeeReversed t1_jdbrpgu wrote
Cards from the Shadown Realm do not deserve to be holographic.
"My grandpa has no pathetic cards, but it does contain the powerful JPowell! THIS ECONOMY IS OVER KAIBA! NOW ATTACK USING NONPIVOT POWER!!"
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Throwaway99887767 t1_jdbvvow wrote
I never learned these games but now I’m interested
reallokiscarlet t1_jdbwdwc wrote
A fusion monster? Nah. This should be a trap card.
LavenderAutist t1_jdbwrgc wrote
How much are you charging for it?
MasterQuaster t1_jdbxlsh wrote
If it's not a magic card it sucks. Simple rule... what's so hard to understand about it you punks!?
cameralover1 t1_jdc1v44 wrote
He's specialty is that you have to sell your exodia to afford food and rent.
Zambeezi t1_jdc560k wrote
Can we agree that he really can't restrain inflation? A lot of rate increases later, but inflation is still going strong.
Christianman01 t1_jdc7q84 wrote
There's no such card
QuirkyAd2001 t1_jdchlid wrote
The one card I'm missing from my deck
brownpenn t1_jdcih2c wrote
This is why I’m here.
Relevant-Nebula8300 t1_jdcj45h wrote
JPOW the forbidden One
Relevant-Nebula8300 t1_jdcjays wrote
Honestly he’s more of a blue eyes white dragon
The-Phantom-Blot t1_jdcn7pz wrote
That's the AI-generated art for you. It doesn't really know what humans are.
Aggressive-Ad3286 t1_jdcns9e wrote
Nah this card has too many errors...
HoiPolloiAhloi t1_jdcq57m wrote
Laughs in Volcker
iced_maggot t1_jdcrdv9 wrote
J Pow: “Obelisk the Tormentor can suck my 100bps dick. You’re next Exodia you little bitch.”
EducatorReasonable51 t1_jdcvfup wrote
Volcker is one of those special cards with infinite stats where you instantly win if you get him out
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Randomuser918 t1_jdd4zhp wrote
Does it really matter?
MischievousRabbit46 t1_jdd6ryy wrote
Blu eyes white powell
daedae7 t1_jddbnfk wrote
Guys a clown along with every other political
Reverence1 t1_jdddvr1 wrote
Well he has no negation effects so I activate Fissure.
Rippper600 t1_jdduxqs wrote
This is a Fusion Monster. You need the two or more monster cards it take to fuse with the spell polymerization.
xFNGx t1_jddxkks wrote
What are the fusion materials?
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realmastodon2 t1_jde3rqk wrote
With the ability to wipe out markets and inflation in one swoop.
gwilson4562 t1_jdea33k wrote
Activate mirror force 🤔
KingRamesesII t1_jdf65cn wrote
AI Art. Fingers all effed up 😂
AccomplishedLie6360 t1_jdfjxhp wrote
Sick card
HoiPolloiAhloi t1_jdfnim0 wrote
His card is called Econo-geddon
palmwinepapito t1_jdfqbyq wrote
OP I’ve gotten two of these cards (yu-gi-oh) shipped to me on accident. What the hell are they? I’m keeping them just incase lol
12monthspregnant t1_jdhca9e wrote
What's wrong the his fingertip? The one closest to the mouth.
Megalitho t1_jdkpw50 wrote
I can tell this was made in Midjourney because his hand looks freakish and has too many fingers.
alexandertehgrape t1_jdpo5iv wrote
NGL I do kinda love the guy. Dude's in a shit situation and he's just trying to get by, plus that picture of him making the frowny squid face... how could you not love the guy?
VisualMod t1_jdav2l1 wrote