Submitted by YepYepYepYepYepUhHuh t3_11xvxh8 in wallstreetbets
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RollingInMoney t1_jd523zt wrote
The state of the market is strong!! Lmao
grimkhor t1_jd534s0 wrote
Truestiestest words ever said
blazingdragon65 t1_jd55r08 wrote
Lmao, I remember starting this week scared to shit from wsb and now I am kekw.
mattoratto t1_jd56zh9 wrote
Nice one sir. Switzerland coming up with a new law in less than 24hrs - BULLISH
ItsNotYourFault t1_jd5a4ty wrote
This week? The last 3 months! Feel like I’m losing my bad mind. Even the sell offs, weak af following back massive $10+ swings to the buy side
Friendship4Every1 t1_jd5f1mf wrote
Nice one. Made me lol. “Total global financial collapse, believe it or not, bullish.”
Rude-Calligrapher253 t1_jd5pbul wrote
0bps and we moon shot
megaultraman t1_jd5pr4w wrote
Yeah, the next few weeks are probably gonna be great.
robert_paulson420420 t1_jd5r3jt wrote
I mean, it is Bull Ish
Basic_Holiday_9502 t1_jd5vp4a wrote
Baghdad Bob rides again.
Mr_Clark_SD t1_jd5w7kq wrote
this gave me agood laugh
sava111 t1_jd60hne wrote
vegaseller t1_jd62pup wrote
This is made true thanks to the boogle heads. Dem passive 401k flows. Better hope the job market doesn't fall apart tho.
Rameist2 t1_jd64f85 wrote
Thank you for this. Fucking gold.
MajorFerret3225 t1_jd6982e wrote
Interest rates wont make banks collapse. Might even help them and keep them from doing more bad idea loans. Also help strengthen the dollar they have. Make more people hold money vs stocks.
Increasing interest rates attracts forgein investors. Strengthens the dollar vs the btc.
Therr going to hike it anyways. People going to panic no matter what happens anyways. Always happens.
Feds just sit down with a giant chart go over it like there playing candy land. Shows how the banks money flows and forgein deals. Play the game slowely and see how they can throw a wrench into it. Then they show the results to a public audience, water provided.
aesthetics613 t1_jd6bf1t wrote
Market was priced in for 50bps. If we get 25 or zero tmrw market gonna explode into a temporary bull run. Spy 420 by 420. Imma shove a chicken tendie up a bears arsehole
chrislee5150 t1_jd6cyk8 wrote
This is hilarious
georgia_is_best t1_jd6ylq4 wrote
Bank crash? Bullish. Bailing out the banks? Bullish. Rate hike? Bullish. fed pivot? Bullish. Hot jobs report? Bullish. Cold jobs report? bullish. Recession? Bullish. Depression? Bullish. Complete collapse of human civilization? Bullish. Heat death of universe? Bullish.
Dozekar t1_jd8qdlu wrote
It is going to take years to rid wallstreet of the belief that easy money is going to pour in and save them. The only questions are where the bubble bursts, how bad it is, and whether it's a stock or currency collapse.
My bets on currency collapse at this point. People will keep pointing to the green stock market year after year and they never ask if the green is the company increasing in value or the currency decreasing in value. TBH we might look back and this is what's been going on for years.
Dozekar t1_jd8qng7 wrote
> Interest rates wont make banks collapse. Might even help them and keep them from doing more bad idea loans. Also help strengthen the dollar they have. Make more people hold money vs stocks.
You're assuming they're not underwater and just holding their breath for as long as they can while the other banks fail first so they get the bailout instead of the belt.
Dozekar t1_jd8r0zc wrote
That's just called inflation.
When no matter what happens the amount of dollars for any given asset is always going up, that means the currency is plummeting.
Zmoonscaper t1_jd9aw2z wrote
Like that forever
Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jdb96ar wrote
I laughed a little to hard 😂
VisualMod t1_jd51fvp wrote