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VisualMod t1_iyef65q wrote
I predict that the stock market will crash soon.
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spidey1030 t1_iyefo0x wrote
dont know what that means but I have some long puts at $2.50 so go down?
Interesting-Cover362 t1_iyegd8c wrote
Credit sushi gonna bankruptcy?
lost_in_life_34 t1_iyeghgk wrote
the insurance you buy in case your CS debt is worthless now costs a lot more than before cause people know they are in trouble
[deleted] t1_iyegjvp wrote
It means speculation on Debit Suisse defaulting is at All-time highs
Moontowatch t1_iyegkvm wrote
if the customers take out there money as fast as we’ve seen it in the past couple of weeks (over $80billion which equals 6% of group-wide assets) then there will be some real fireworks 📉
[deleted] t1_iyegmm1 wrote
Me too. Now pay me
martlucky69 t1_iyehjjk wrote
What does VisualMod know that we don't
liquefire81 t1_iyehlgl wrote
but SPY!
Moontowatch t1_iyejuq6 wrote
maybe , but they will most likely get saved from the swiss government (too big to fail….)
Vegan_Honk t1_iyek8p2 wrote
fucking based
JollySpaceCowboy t1_iyelpb2 wrote
long_short_alpha t1_iyen896 wrote
And there have been dozens or even hundreds of times banks hat CDS levels higher than 610 and did not collapse.
You dont need to compare every f***ing thing to 2008....
Alexa_is_a_mumu t1_iyend93 wrote
No Lehmann moment for CS, Fed borrowing window opened to them pay attention.
KingKnowlian t1_iyenibc wrote
who tf giving money for the visual mod?
ADXMcGeeHeezack t1_iyer32n wrote
The lines going higher so that's a good thing right?? I mean, stocks only go up
ADXMcGeeHeezack t1_iyer5dh wrote
I think you might have finally passed the Turing Test
Flapped t1_iyeruaw wrote
dollmistress t1_iyexkcc wrote
Time to call Jeremy Irons all over again.
JustinianIV t1_iyexlta wrote
Bloomberg Terminal, you just have to sell a kidney, or your soul to satan
Maleficent_Sound_919 t1_iyf0a69 wrote
No one cares, all is good, lower rate increases. Market go up only regarded
MasterLawman t1_iyf1zir wrote
Anyone else gonna mention the stock that you shant mention?
Oh bother.. time will reveal to all
random_account_2017 t1_iyf2ygq wrote
I have a friend from high school who works at Credit Suisse.
Every few hours or so, I check in on him to see if he has an heroed yet.
bananasdepijamas11 t1_iyf4x1x wrote
Ive read on this sub multiple times that the international banking system or whatever its called wont let them fail for some reason so im just waiting for confirmation from cramer saying theyre fine to know theyre 100% fucked
crockrocket t1_iyf681v wrote
Same, got the February 2.50 puts
spidey1030 t1_iyf6dob wrote
fuckingwetalldid t1_iyf8kje wrote
> And there have been dozens or even hundreds of times banks hat CDS levels higher than 610 and did not collapse.
Do you have any examples of this happening?
Helpinmontana t1_iyf9p5n wrote
Can……… Uh, can VM do ban bets? Is that even legal?
GriIIedCheeseSammich t1_iyf9zro wrote
I understood that reference!
[deleted] t1_iyfc3id wrote
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VisualMod t1_iyef5h4 wrote
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