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ihopethisworksfornow t1_iy6n74w wrote

Hey pal fuck you cats go to heaven

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Junnowhoitis t1_iy6x9a3 wrote

Lol have you met a cat.

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ihopethisworksfornow t1_iy6xqzf wrote

My cat is cuddled against me sleeping rn I am impervious to all arguments

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MyPeePeeReversed t1_iy6s717 wrote

Dogs go to heaven. They actually love you unlike cats that show no love, leave whenever they please and want to scratch your eyes out.

Woof woof motherfucker.

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ihopethisworksfornow t1_iy6tl4u wrote

Cats show ridiculous love to their owners. Mine follows me around the house and wants to be held constantly. Never scratched anyone.

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Sauceome t1_iy6zjis wrote

i've met a lot more mean ass dogs than cats

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CheetoEnergy t1_iy8bzh3 wrote

The fact anyone took this comment serious and downvoted is hilarious.

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DimesOnHisEyes t1_iy6mxqm wrote

You are special and unique.

You are not a complete failure that has brought nothing but shame and dishonor to your friends and family.

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SmoothConfection1115 t1_iy6tdlm wrote

Just because one is “special” and “unique” does not mean they’re useful.

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DimesOnHisEyes t1_iy96w2k wrote

I'm glad you finally come to understand that my little disappointment

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innosentz t1_iy711td wrote

I’ve never felt more attacked

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SophisticatedTool t1_iy7lbzc wrote

Sure it will click and then everything will go black.

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kinda_hillbilly t1_iy8j8da wrote

Our cat is going to Heaven. There’s been multiple times where my wife or I have been upset and this dumb cat is all up in our faces pawing and licking us, because she’s our best friend. Knowing we only have a limited time with her is one of the things I’m most terrified of in my life. She really is the be—

STOP CLIMBING THE CHRISTMAS TREE, SALEM, GODDAMNIT ITS ON THE FLOOR AGAIN.

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cheeriooss t1_iybg5vz wrote

Guys I’m making the turn in trading after 6 years. The secret is to manage risk, position sizing (small, all or nothing at all), and be a market specialist. Don’t give up but don’t dig a deeper hole as well.

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damnthatduck t1_iy8vb9s wrote

I can confirm it’s all true except the cat thing.

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M_is_for_Mmmichael t1_iy91r4o wrote

Ehh if it doesn't work out, he can always put them cheeks up for sale.

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CollectionThen8101 t1_iy879t9 wrote

Hey I since Wednesday till I stopped yesterday at first I lost 45k instantly, then made 60k, lost 30k and just made 50k and closed today morning = 35k profit but I dont have to tell you guys how much I slept...

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Loose_Mail_786 t1_iy93jxn wrote

My cats are definitely in heaven. But I didn’t needed that wake up call today.

Thanks asshole!

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