Our cat is going to Heaven. There’s been multiple times where my wife or I have been upset and this dumb cat is all up in our faces pawing and licking us, because she’s our best friend. Knowing we only have a limited time with her is one of the things I’m most terrified of in my life. She really is the be—

STOP CLIMBING THE CHRISTMAS TREE, SALEM, GODDAMNIT ITS ON THE FLOOR AGAIN.