Submitted by awesomedan24 t3_z92y6s in wallstreetbets
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RobertsonvsPhillips t1_iyf4fxl wrote
This is what WSB needs to be focusing on or shall I say directing my focus towards, when Jpow speaks and what the regard, myself included, sentiment is. Because I wanted to gamble minutes before he speaks.
Individual_Wasabi_10 t1_iyf617x wrote
meatsmoothie82 t1_iyepaiy wrote
It’s ok to gamble, you just can’t gamble in the wrong direction.
Trabolgan t1_iyetbs0 wrote
It’s only gambling if you lose.
in2thedeep1513 t1_iyeq8e0 wrote
I was on the phone with my mom and forgot to buy my calls. You're welcome economy.
Adventurous-Ad-7890 t1_iyf12wt wrote
Straddles Motherfuckers…buy ATM Puts and Calls and let it ride…
I-bmac-n t1_iyf45uh wrote
Serious is it even a better play. I was watching the spy option chain all day. Atm 0dte we’re like hovering around $4-$6. So what, you buy 2 puts and 2 calls for about a $2000 cost basis then what. You lose the $1000 on the put and make a 3x on the call on a day like today. Net +$1000? Doesn’t really get me hard. I also lost $2000 on 0dte puts today so I don’t know fuck all. But if I had bought calls instead I would have made 20k.
Ordinary-Ad6408 t1_iyep8c6 wrote
Krampus rally
Garrulous_Amoeba t1_iyeqmnu wrote
Why the fuck are the lines all offset?! I can’t handle this shit
awesomedan24 OP t1_iyeqwau wrote
It adds a sense of realism! No one can draw in chalk completely straight
f3dya t1_iyex60e wrote
Down £22k gambling during his speech
BillNyeTheStonksGuy t1_iyewrd0 wrote
Did he speak today? Is that why the market's up
VisualMod t1_iyeodaf wrote
I do not care about JPOW or his speeches. I only care about making money for myself and my hedge fund masters.
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Foolzzgold t1_iyf8khz wrote
I have a problem
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thehandsoap t1_iyeqawp wrote
I didn’t even know he was speaking, JPow fucks me even when I’m not expecting it 😭