Submitted by franczesko13 t3_10l5y44 in wallstreetbets
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Hutz_Lionel t1_j5v0r7v wrote
Woke Tech bros about to find out that CEOs work for shareholders and not employees.
RIP eveyone who’s job was nothing more than to prick around in PowerPoint and format “decks” all day.
Lmaoooooooooooo0o t1_j5v1t7h wrote
Google stocks are literally dying right now.
one-out-of-8-billion t1_j5v4tfl wrote
High quality meme!
Practical-Wizard t1_j5v5ifn wrote
Why are you down voting him?! He’s right!!
biobennett t1_j5v9q2l wrote
To be fair, their pay band/wealth is closer to their shareholders than their average employees. Not only are they accountable to their top shareholders, they start to identify with them as their kind of people
PAPRHNDS t1_j5va9k0 wrote
Such a good movie!
Time to dip the fists in resin and glass now.
TeemoMain23 t1_j5vfvxf wrote
people are so full of shit google is still at 100$ mark for 6 months no recession no stocks dying
OffByOneErrorz t1_j5vhccz wrote
Some Google tech bro who's been collecting 250k salary and 100k in stock bonuses for the last 10 years.
I sleep.
moss205 t1_j5vmyeu wrote
Your brother… remember?
CreativeMinds47 t1_j5vog52 wrote
Where are all those vids with girls not doing anything all day long at the office gone??? Wake up at nine, shower, going to the office where I have free breakfast, going to the trace to chill on the sun, going to the free lunch, going to the.... well, hell I guess!
D4rkhorse27 t1_j5vvp45 wrote
Cut 2 billion in salary while spending 47 billion on buybacks 🤣 Google logic
[deleted] t1_j5vwldo wrote
she updated her post, she was affected by the layoffs (not joking)
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Grandmasterz9 t1_j5w30f6 wrote
What's wrong with that though lol
noobexperienced t1_j5w31cx wrote
This doesn’t make sense? Why?
No_Doctor_1956 t1_j5w4ux5 wrote
What movie? Not bloodsport ?
Yoda2000675 t1_j5w71z8 wrote
Any good company will buy back shares when the price drops enough. Its a good strategy
noobexperienced t1_j5w7skd wrote
That’s exactly what I thought. If they would be selling it’s when it’s sus
Lmaoooooooooooo0o t1_j5waznz wrote
The guy above posted "Google shares are rising", meanwhile they literally plummeted -5.3% today on my broker - which is an insane move. My portfolio went down multiple thousands.
What I don't understand is, that when I checked the US market they only fell 2.5%.. how?
Are us europoors really getting fked double time because of the rising value of the euro?
A couple of months ago GOOGL was at roughly $85 & 85€ and now it's back at $95 but still at 86€.. disgusting.
Kitten_Team_Six t1_j5wcn0d wrote
This sounds personal
DrHalfdave t1_j5wlyf7 wrote
They have tenure?
[deleted] t1_j5wqhld wrote
Man pls show the link.
PAPRHNDS t1_j5wyu3l wrote
BonjinTheMark t1_j5wzndg wrote
Glad we could include diversity & inclusion
hard-ballz t1_j5x1c28 wrote
She just sits in the back not doing anything
Rain_Maker247 t1_j5x2lym wrote
What is Kickboxer.
DragonStrategy t1_j5x81mj wrote
They are still there, still not doing anything, just not talking about it.
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lee82gx t1_j5xd5s2 wrote
What the hell are tenured employees? Job for life? Asking for a friend.
[deleted] t1_j5xfzt9 wrote
serious grifter vibes
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FlatSnakePenis t1_j5xns8o wrote
The guy above has no idea of GOOGL's stock price. It was at a high of $99.50 on Tuesday, and hit a low of $94.00 today (Wednesday). I have no idea why I look at Reddit - the posts are moronic.
fast327 t1_j5xopxi wrote
The tech bros that live in a van after getting their first career job though. Bay Area salaries look high for a reason.
Supercoolguy7 t1_j5xqhse wrote
She was a recruiter, her job was making Google look good
franczesko13 OP t1_j5xv0zc wrote
Kickboxer
kittycuddler t1_j5y19o6 wrote
In case you're not just memeing, Tenure basically means you have the job as long as you want as long as you don't do some heinous shit more or less. It's EXTREME job security. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_tenure
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noeldc t1_j5y1fk7 wrote
Nok su kao!
Pin_ups t1_j5y1y1m wrote
You wiiiin...
lee82gx t1_j5yd2u3 wrote
I am not yet memeing, but Tenured academic positions in educational institution vs tenured Google employees sound very different in concept.
Opening_Outside8364 t1_j5ydniu wrote
Accurate 🙈
Echoes-Pompeii t1_j5ydvxv wrote
Why is there so much focus on google employees they had it made and were so pampered. People get laid off all the time that are struggling much more than any google employee
unbannednow t1_j5yhib5 wrote
If you own US stocks you're indirectly shorting the Euro so your position goes down when the Euro goes up
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employedGoldfish t1_j5yl83k wrote
They buy back with one hand yet issue more shares on the other. If you look at the amounts, it's a wash. The only big tech company that actually buys back and actually minimizes the outstanding shares, thus increasing the share price for shareholders is Apple.
employedGoldfish t1_j5ylgcd wrote
It's actually a narrative they push, that it's good for shareholders. If you look closely, it's mostly not. They issue as much as they buy back. Basically, what appears to be done for shareholders is actually going to exec or employee compensation.
Lmaoooooooooooo0o t1_j5ym94s wrote
That's interesting to know lol. I can feel the 10% difference since 1€ is now $1.10 again.
Is there a name for this phenomenon?
unbannednow t1_j5yqmda wrote
It’s just called currency risk or foreign exchange risk. Some hedge funds and corporations try to hedge against it using futures. It can be in your favour sometimes though like last year when the Euro was falling
Intrepid-Astronaut41 t1_j5yvm66 wrote
Is she in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist?
ProfessionalFishFood t1_j5yy383 wrote
Who would have thought non revenue generating roles would be eliminated during an economic downturn?
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Plenty_good_stuff t1_j61ep4d wrote
Buybacks inflate shareholder value, fuck the employees
D4rkhorse27 t1_j61jppm wrote
🤣👍 Exactly you have a fundamental understanding of the company’s core values
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