Submitted by PM-Ur-Cute-Tits t3_10pfu8y in wallstreetbets
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grimkhor t1_j6k6ud3 wrote
"Son but why are you down 98% while the SPY is down about 11%."
Parents just don't get it right now they tell me to get a job
BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_j6k70d3 wrote
That's what Wendy's dumpsters are for
Weird-Status-287 t1_j6k7bi8 wrote
You were always here. Welcome home!
PolecatXOXO t1_j6kayww wrote
Only if you lost money shorting in a bear market.
That takes a special kind of regard.
SendMeYourBigTitsPix t1_j6kdhqx wrote
Not with a username like that.
PM-Ur-Cute-Tits OP t1_j6kdnog wrote
Hey, we're on the same boat mate. We might sink together hahaha
ZillaJe t1_j6kexl4 wrote
Damnit not again
ClicksCat t1_j6kgic2 wrote
You only lose money by gambling recklessly, if you'd just buy the dip with some of your cash and wait you'd be better off. And don't chase your losses
misspellted t1_j6kjnaj wrote
Nope.
You do not belong.
You lost the money, sure.
But the people who do always ask "Should I tell my wife?" or "How do I tell my partner??!?!?!".
This last requirement is why your admission to the guild has been delayed.
_The_Space_Monkey_ t1_j6knl9z wrote
Whats that fam? You want me to explain it? I'll do you one better and show you exactly how I did it.
donnybijj t1_j6kpirj wrote
It’s Dignity!
BigRockFarm t1_j6ks8p5 wrote
One of us! One of us!
inyourmouthful t1_j6ku8nc wrote
I’m in this post and I don’t like it
Bought puts at 393 now spy is holding between 400 and 410 and I’m running out of time. I swear I think the universe is against me, or maybe I’m unbelievable regarded
CherryPoppinz14 t1_j6kzol5 wrote
One of us, one of us, one of us
WiseGenie t1_j6l4f1f wrote
A few shifts at Wendy’s and you’ll be back. Been there!
Idbuytht4adollar t1_j6l5et8 wrote
Puts on southern cracker
notarealredditor69 t1_j6l9om1 wrote
Don’t feel bad, some of the people in this sub lost their life saving sin a bull market
Hascus t1_j6lfzhn wrote
Meme would be funnier if it said bull run
Pppumppp t1_j6lpp1c wrote
Lol, what savings ?
The_Barnstormer t1_j6m01zb wrote
Do you have his number. I am looking for a proven financial advisor.
The_Barnstormer t1_j6m0517 wrote
Now ther is a money making idea. Shorting. In a bear market. Thanks
opAnonxd t1_j6m6qjf wrote
whats yall 1 year %'s
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Big-Toe6215 t1_j6nb89v wrote
It's only a gully unless you lose 100% or more.
Warhero_Babylon t1_j6nf9fu wrote
LupoSapien t1_j6ngh20 wrote
LOL you guys seriously need to learn about what money actually is
PM-Ur-Cute-Tits OP t1_j6ngmmy wrote
I know what it is, is the thing you lose in bear markets. Duh
russt90 t1_j6nl3kt wrote
You know what they say, "bull or bear, keep saving."
ReluctantNextChapter t1_j6ob0d9 wrote
I'm pretty pumped at my 401k being only down 11 percent for all of 2022 and through January of this year. I'm even more excited that not a single fidelity fund I have access to generated a profit. It makes me really hopeful for 2023.
TheWulfOfWullstreet t1_j6oskfk wrote
This guy SPY puts
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