After asking some friends and adding my favorites from here, here is my comprehensive list

• Nice to meet you. So what do you do for a living?

• I know this secret spot called founding farmers

• You got a business card, bro?

• The happy hour there is sick. You can get a Miller Light for only like $8.

• Yeah, I’m a native. Been here a whole year

• Stands on the left

• Whenever anyone visits I take them straight to Georgetown cupcake

• Where do you live in DC? Clarendon

• My girlfriend and I met on LinkedIn

• I’m getting an MBA as a hobby

• Socially liberal fiscally conservative

• Sprained ankle dodging a rat on a lime scooter

• Blacks out at brunch

• We need to hotwash the big ask so we can parameterize the heavy lift

• I’ll probably go into policy in a few years

• It’s not what you know it’s who you know

• I totally could have gone to an ivy but I really wanted to pick a place with a good lacrosse program

• I went to Harvard (for the weekend)

• Dope blazer! Is that J. Crew?

• My life is basically exactly like the West Wing

• Sorry, that’s actually confidential

• Yeah, I do have a security clearance….

• What?

• Oh sorry. I though you asked for my SAT score

• How many AP classes did you take in high school?