Submitted by districtsyrup t3_ztr76g in washingtondc
horseydeucey t1_j1exi4x wrote
> Happy Chrysler!
I happen to celebrate Kia, so Happy Hondadays to you, too!
jewgineer t1_j1eyst8 wrote
How DARE OP not include Happy Hondadays! This is unacceptable. Please be more inclusive of others.
Gumburcules t1_j1fbk6p wrote
Excuse me in this household we celebrate the December to Remember event and I will not stand by as you erase our culture!
joebobjoebobjoebob12 t1_j1fmy5y wrote
This is just a perfect example of the War on Toyotathon and how discriminated against we true believers really are.
scotch_please t1_j1fd6xe wrote
Pretty sure Jesus would be driving a Nissan Leaf IMO.
Tulrin t1_j1gce5f wrote
He drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49
scotch_please t1_j1gfs2h wrote
I'm putting this away for when I need a good, clean joke for the 1-2 church goers in my life.
Gumburcules t1_j1fdnmi wrote
Methodist Jesus definitely drives a Chrysler Crossfire.
scotch_please t1_j1fdr7p wrote
😂 Perhaps a Ford Rapture.
horseydeucey t1_j1ez3v3 wrote
You must have been sending this as I was editing my post to include that no brainer!
Based on your username, you may be happy to know I was distracted because I'm prepping tonight's dinner of latkes and matzah ball soup.
Tulrin t1_j1gclxq wrote
Dangit! I forgot to pick up potatoes and onions, and I have zero intent to get out of my pajamas this weekend. Frozen Trader Joe's latkes will have to do, I suppose.
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