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mrtsapostle t1_j1h6zpc wrote

Used to be the capitol office buildings before they introduced the new covid rules where you now need an escort to get in. Nothing like taking a shit in a marble lined bathroom with marble dividers and wooden stall doors in a bathroom with 15 foot ceilings. You hill staffers take those nice ass bathrooms for granted.

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AADV123 t1_j1hynwn wrote

There’s actually a mystery employee who goes around different House Office Building bathrooms and fills up the bowls with enough toilet paper to reconstitute a tree, and then sh*ts so that their excrement sits on an island of toilet paper above the water.

It’s been going on for YEARS and every so often you’ll get some angry e-mail blast or laminated sign trying to scare the poo-petrator from striking again at their restroom.

Also be careful, some of the toilets in Longworth shoot water towards the stall door because it’s a bit too powerful for the slope of the toilet. If you’re not cleared outta there, either you’re getting an unsolicited bidet experience or your suit will have a wet spot on your backside.

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