Submitted by jonwilliamsl t3_zfe780 in washingtondc
Foggl3 t1_izc6y6n wrote
Reply to comment by Kitchen_Software in Proud to say that I chased down a porch pirate today by jonwilliamsl
That's a felony, isn't it?
I mean, good luck getting the guy but you know what I mean.
IfUReadThisURLame t1_izc8hv3 wrote
It's a federal offense, which means it can be ignored by a different jurisdiction.
heelstoo t1_izci2am wrote
The USPS does not fuck around.
dmvdancer t1_izckrer wrote
Unfortunately, they take a damn long time. I've been reporting a credit card mail theft scheme to USPS investigators for over a year and a half and they still haven't taken any action. It's upwards of $10,000+ in fraud from over a dozen victims; and a similar case in New York was just prosecuted, but no action taken in DC yet.
heelstoo t1_izcwuyx wrote
I’ve actually emailed several of the folks in charge at the USPS in DC, and received responses. If you’re interested, send me a PM and I’ll dig around for those email addresses.
blues_and_ribs t1_izdnsxo wrote
The USPIS part of the postal museum is fascinating.
I mainly walked out of there thinking that it’s a shame that there’s no dedicated CSI-style USPIS show where they get to say cool stuff like, “Looks like justice [puts on sunglasses] . . .has been delivered.”
roknfunkapotomus t1_izcje59 wrote
Better call Agent Jack Danger of USPIS
armadillovampires t1_izdw1z5 wrote
"it's actually pronounced Donger"
toobscreemer0891 t1_izdncn3 wrote
“Is there a problem here, Postal Employee Newman?”
mdtransplant21 t1_izdv3c6 wrote
They have their own narcotics division. I wonder what kind of relationship they have with the DEA. Friendly rivalry, brothers-in-arms? Or are the DEA guys the high school jocks giving wedgies to the USPSIS nerds?
LanEvo7685 t1_izzxzbq wrote
Because when you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION!!!
ih8t314 t1_ize0wn6 wrote
USPS technically was stolen from because every mailbox is USPS property. Check the bottom of your mailbox.
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