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macross1984 t1_j9jd7ol wrote

Dear Leader,

We can't live on empty stomach while you are gaining weight. We will happily obey command if you can share a little bit from your kitchen.

Love,

Your Starving Citizens.

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Mellevalaconcha t1_j9k17wm wrote

Those citizens were promptly executed, for suggesting that the people aren't happy with the status quo.

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Who_DaFuc_Asked t1_j9k3f6u wrote

"out past the 7PM curfew, eh? We're going to have to publicly execute you tomorrow morning and throw your family into the Five Generations Re-education Clinic. Your family is not eligible to leave until your great-great-grandchildren are born."

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