Submitted by WickedSlice_ t3_1180tot in worldnews
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trollinDC t1_j9f2xob wrote
No comrade you are mistaken. Come with me to 16th floor balcony for wodka and story time.
bigmilker t1_j9f4kmm wrote
They are serving vodka now? Thought it was just a quick skyline tour
BoxedLunchable t1_j9fgdxg wrote
Vell you know how it iz comrade. I need a nice glass of wodka after seeing dear friend fall to death below.
bigmilker t1_j9fgji3 wrote
It is a long elevator ride down. Need nice?
Cr33py07dGuy t1_j9gpp3r wrote
Netflix n’ window
tronn4 t1_j9h80qk wrote
More like KGB n throw
PR4Y t1_j9h93vj wrote
FSB n involuntary suicide
trollinDC t1_j9hhqf9 wrote
GRU DTF?
MinuteManufacturer t1_j9ki9gb wrote
Down to floor?
trollinDC t1_j9kj2xi wrote
Desiring to fall
TERMINATORCPU t1_j9ikdf0 wrote
Special Window Operation
Zaethiel t1_j9gxfn3 wrote
Dude let Russia amass it’s troops in his country without realizing they could kill him and take his country in a couple hours of work
CompositeBeing t1_j9eqhco wrote
- Russia is using Belarusian territory to invade Ukraine.
- Ukrainians are bolstering their defences between Belarus and Kiyev to prevent previous year scenario.
- Russian puppet in Belarus claims that Ukrainian defensive tactics "imposes a risk for Belarus"... 🤦 Yeah - if russian army wouldn't be able to invade Ukraine then that will probably just take over Minsk and enact Belarus as their own Oblast.
zedemer t1_j9f1l3j wrote
Exactly my thoughts. If Belarus would kick the Russian army out of its territory, they'd be no reason to mobilize at the border. And I'm sure Ukraine would be happy to have one less front to worry about
Louisvanderwright t1_j9gddds wrote
Honestly there's less and less of a reason for Ukraine not to just push Russia out of Moldova and then Belarus.
zedemer t1_j9ges00 wrote
Despite Russia's general incompetence, it's hard enough as it is for Ukraine to defend its territory. Going through Moldova and Belarus would be a death sentence as the Russian propaganda puppets there would decry it as an invasion by Ukraine and how Russia was right all along. And I'm fairly certain Ukraine would stop receiving outside help at that point as well.
ajaxfetish t1_j9h12j2 wrote
In Moldova, there's the possibility they are invited in by the Moldovan government, removing the risk of losing western support. And if successful, it would make for a more stable Moldova, and a western border that doesn't require as much of a military presence from Ukraine any longer.
Giftfri t1_j9gf9xf wrote
It’s thar kind of thinking that Got this war started in the first place
Otherwise-Ad-8404 t1_j9esawe wrote
Oh do shut up you boring little puppet.
WickedSlice_ OP t1_j9euysj wrote
Whilst I know everyone is talking to Luka, I can’t help bet feel they’re telling me to shut up and get fucked lol.
KamSolis t1_j9f4iyg wrote
Shut up and get fucked by someone you find sexually appealing and can build a nice and happy life with.
MinuteManufacturer t1_j9kircw wrote
Is this advice for Putin and Lukashenko?
KamSolis t1_j9l2sxp wrote
Nah. They don’t deserve love of any sort.
andybror t1_j9genh7 wrote
LOL. You know even though I agree with most of those comments, it sometimes gets a little repetitive. Like you open a thread and the discussion is only chest puffing and jokes I’ve seen 500 times before. It is what it is I guess
diazinth t1_j9f0ofq wrote
Congratulations, you’re human! ^,^
fappyday t1_j9hfs6k wrote
Shut up and get fucked by the lover of your dreams, then jog on and lead a lovely and full life.
Tractor_Pete t1_j9hxcel wrote
Sold his nation's future for a few more years in power. I think he is the lowest, most degraded head of state in the world.
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Horror-Act-8903 t1_j9g81jw wrote
Muppet*
macross1984 t1_j9ep63p wrote
Well, Belarus is "hosting" Russian military there so what do you expect?
Blindman213 t1_j9eo1gz wrote
Probably not going to attack but appeasing putin by setting information conditions.
didimao11B t1_j9eo85l wrote
This is the mentality that got Ukraine side swiped to begin with so don’t be complacent.
Blindman213 t1_j9ep44a wrote
I get where your coming from. I am basing this on ISW's continued threat assessment of Belarus entering the war. Those guys are far more competent than I am at guessing this stuff.
adashko997 t1_j9frz05 wrote
The ISw has made some bad predictions throughout this year (Bakhmut most importantly) but overall they've been a fantastic place to stay up to date
trelium06 t1_j9gyqe7 wrote
In their defense, predicting unforced errors is impossible. They looked at the available info and rightly presumed a competent leader would have captured Bakhmut. Alas, Wagner lacks such competence.
didimao11B t1_j9fdnqw wrote
100% fair and valid ty for the clarification.
Sidus_Preclarum t1_j9eski3 wrote
Ah yes, it's *totally* Ukraine who's a risk to Belarus' security, and not the other way around, sure.
fifa71086 t1_j9geanl wrote
Russia totally didn’t get caught with written plans to take over Belarus in the coming years. That story didn’t just come out. It’s Ukraine in their own territory that are the problem.
Fit-Seaworthiness437 t1_j9eux5e wrote
Yeah, they massed there because you have a shitload of russians inside your borders.
WickedSlice_ OP t1_j9ez6h9 wrote
I can assure you I have zero troops inside my borders. (I have no borders)
craftkiller t1_j9f1mft wrote
> I have no borders
Have you no skin?
Lt_Dream96 t1_j9f445v wrote
No. He has no skin in the game
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jibaro1953 t1_j9g2l43 wrote
I have no boundaries.
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Xivvx t1_j9erw6x wrote
It's just exercises bro
PencilPacket t1_j9f37ai wrote
Step 1: explain that Belarus will only invade Ukraine if they are first invaded. Step 2: claim Ukraine are threatening Belarus borders. Step 3: Blow something up inside your own borders. Step 4: say it was Ukraine.
OrcHunter247 t1_j9f6pd7 wrote
5: Belarus moves south. 6: Poland moves east. 7: Checkmate.
OkOrganization3064 t1_j9fh5tn wrote
Right step 5 now we must invade Ukraine to protect our citizens
Chrisf1bcn t1_j9eoq6m wrote
Go Lukawanko and see if your country stands behind your tongue that’s so far up putlers arsehole, your cleaning his eyes like a fat lizard
State_of_Iowa t1_j9g6oqm wrote
He couldn't hear you from the other side of his sprawling dacha in the Urals.
External_Net480 t1_j9epteh wrote
Do we as western nations allow the gang up on Ukraine to continue if Belarus joins the fight? Where do we draw a line , because otherwise the support would be for nothing. Kind of escalation path I hate to see.. .
TheNBGco t1_j9ex92q wrote
Well judging by the surprise visit, which is super non standard, and his message being were in it for as long as it takes.
Were prolly sending them fighter jets soon.
Idk if the US puts boots on ground. But theyre assessing and giving weapons in return for everytime putin escalates.
Belarus isnt the issue. Its china. If china backs russia its gonna get crazy.
LethalFromage t1_j9f1gad wrote
It's always been China. Putin is nothing more than a guinea-pig here. Xi wanted to see what the west would do and convinced Putin to launch his invasion. Had it gone well Taiwan would already have fallen.
axle69 t1_j9gkij0 wrote
Taiwan is a hell of a lot more prepared than Ukraine was just in general. I think China only moves on Taiwan if they feel like it'll receive zero help in any form.
TheNBGco t1_j9feeyw wrote
Taiwan is a redline. I guess china could just blast it to bits but thats war.
Those semi conductors are very important to USA military equipment. Need them for our jets/subs/nukes/radars everything.
Without those were pretty screwed short term.
And one thing USA doesnt mess with is its military.
My thinking is it took nearly a year for Russia to attack ukraine.
I feel tho China has determined it is entering in the next year or so and Russia is now prolonging the war trying to get the WEST to use up as much ammunition as possible and take out what they can.
Russia is still trying to take Maldova even while getting their shit kicked in. That doesnt tell me deescalation is coming.
But im just a smoothed brain ape and never been in military. I do study psychology and like making my best guess on how people will respond. I think theyre waiting.
And i think everyone who has written russia off will be mistaken.
Why arent we allowing them to strike moscow or inside russia with the weapons we give ?
Why are we holding out jets ?
What took so long to send tanks ?
Why are our leaders worried about escalating. They know something we dont.
SavageNorth t1_j9gvuse wrote
> Why are our leaders worried about escalating
Russia has been a Nuclear power for decades.
TheNBGco t1_j9h7kpy wrote
Right. So why do people think theyre so weak? Our leaders dont think that.
ZephkielAU t1_j9hm6pl wrote
Same reason you don't pick a fight with a scrawny kid with a gun. But if he starts a fistfight, you punch back.
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External_Net480 t1_j9exp1y wrote
China will back Russia, they always play the waiting game. But they can't afford loosing Russia as a dictator partner. What if Russia looses and breaks up, or the current government will get ousted by revolutionairy people smelling a chance of regime change in a more democratic way. That is a scenario China really want to avoid. So they will pitch in sooner or later I guess..
alpha_dk t1_j9ezyvr wrote
Nothing says "i'm just protecting Russia from NATO" like relying on Chinese occupiers to prevent revolution!
TheNBGco t1_j9eym33 wrote
Enemy of my enemy is my friend. Im afraid youre right. Hope were wrong.
Sassybeagle t1_j9h62k7 wrote
The US and EU are massive buyers of Chinese goods and services. China won’t do anything to destroy their own economy since that would tank their entire country. Russia cannot make up for the net loss that China’s economy would be hit and without that massive economy, there would be massive unrest. China’s been shrewd about playing the long game for its entire existence and there isn’t anything that would screw them over as much as a direct confrontation with the West.
AppearanceOk4030 t1_j9ewvbi wrote
The way authoritarian countries flip the narrative for their own benefit, making them look like defenseless victims, is simply astounding. Belarus is the country from which some of the missile strikes have been launched, which means Lukashenko had his hand in the ongoing war, but he still tries to cheat his people into believing Russia and Belarus are the righteous ones. Amazing... Truly.
Eoganachta t1_j9hnxov wrote
Ukraine gets invaded by Russian troops stationed in Belarus
Ukraine stations troops on border
Belarus "This is a clear provocation by Ukraine!"
RaycharlesN t1_j9ewe6h wrote
Poland ought to take em out
AstroFuzz t1_j9fp7gq wrote
This is the exact same shit Russia said as a half-assed pretext to invading Ukraine.
"they were standing too close to use so we had to murder them"
Fuck off mini Putin.
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mynextthroway t1_j9ftsi5 wrote
So you're saying Russia has failed so completely, and Ukraine is so strong that they are able to amass enough troops on your border that it scares you. This is what you mean, correct?
hamiwin t1_j9fooh7 wrote
Oh fuck, is Lukashenko really considering being a complete bitch of Putin?
badautomaticusername t1_j9ftylx wrote
Guess that'd mean Russians doing so badly Ukraine has military to spare
Sim_Daydreamer t1_j9gxdg1 wrote
And russian troops at Belarussian-Ukrainian border are definitely not risking Ukraines security
Kewenfu t1_j9f386u wrote
Keep on lying like big brother Russia. I can't wait for your army to turn on you!
Spreckles450 t1_j9fjlh3 wrote
False flag in 3...2...1...
damienDev t1_j9fm1st wrote
we are going to invade you because you have defense protecting your borders.
Abd_SMT t1_j9fwv4o wrote
Those politians talk with no brain.
Trance354 t1_j9g3fyu wrote
Guess Russian troops are taking over earlier than expected. What happened to 10 years?
Putin: "Why wait?"
PuzKarapuz t1_j9g59h9 wrote
rockets and jets from belarussua not risking for civilian?
Appert87 t1_j9g6py4 wrote
Maybe station NATO troops close to the Polish-Belarussian border (in case they dare to get involved too) and watch if they dare to invade…they are looking for a reason.
Huge_Ad_8767 t1_j9g6rg3 wrote
You stay on your side of the fence and we will stay on ours .
Cobby1927 t1_j9g9px1 wrote
Putin's false flag from the north.
LewAshby309 t1_j9gb1eo wrote
Ah the 'ukraine is attacking us' story they try to tell to attack again from their border probably on 24th.
He already stated they will only fight against Ukraine if Ukraine attacks them. Simply preparing his reasoning.
ADDeviant-again t1_j9gh4wx wrote
"We HAD to invade them! They were getting ready to stop us from invading them after we told them we were! So, we HAD to. There was no other option!"
PreferenceBoring6342 t1_j9ghlit wrote
This monster needs locking up .
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What amazing ventriloquism by Russia, it's almost like Belarus is really its own state but I've seen this illusion before
autotldr t1_j9eoo1t wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 86%. (I'm a bot)
> Belarus allowed Russia to use its territory as a launch pad for the invasion of Ukraine a year ago, and President Alexander Lukashenko said last week it was ready to do so again.
> Kyiv has voiced concerns for months that Belarus could join the war on Russia's side, a potential threat that has forced it to divert troops to defend the north of Ukraine while waging war with Russia in the east and south.
> On Monday, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Kyiv to send a message of the United States' "enduring support" for Ukraine and announce further military aid for the army of Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russia^#1 Ukraine^#2 Lukashenko^#3 Belarus^#4 border^#5
BloodletterUK t1_j9et2xa wrote
Ain't there one giant wetland on the border between Ukraine and Belarus?
dchallenge t1_j9fbj1k wrote
Pics or it didn’t happen
Ok-Carpenter6293 t1_j9fg0bc wrote
How does he not feel like a small, floppy cock saying this when the rest of their world got news that Russia plans to make his country its bitch in the next 7-8 years?
Lost-Matter-5846 t1_j9fnbfv wrote
Guess that means Belarus and Russia are ready to start coming up with a false flag operation against Ukraine for Belarus to join
kuda-stonk t1_j9fx2hl wrote
"In response to our Joint invasion posturing with russia, who already attacked from our country, Ukraine seems to have begun setting up defenses... this displeases Putin, and he hits me when he gets mad... please let us invade you peacefully..."
ParanoidFactoid t1_j9g2jc5 wrote
Fake causus belli.
Sorry-Business-1152 t1_j9gdf2k wrote
Ha! You mean they know they’re about to be attack by Belarus so they’re strengthening their border
KptKreampie t1_j9geev9 wrote
Ya ok lmao. The whole world knows ya'll the baddies. Get fucked!
BriskHeartedParadox t1_j9gite6 wrote
He knows it’s the end when he gives an order and it’s ignored. This will go poorly for the portly dictator who was voted out
whitechristianjesus t1_j9gj4z7 wrote
My brother in Christ, the threat to your security is Russia. Quit kissing ass, it won't save you!
Nareki t1_j9gl7cv wrote
Yeah yeah Pinocchio...
DontJudgeMeImNaked t1_j9gouqj wrote
"I don't know what to do with myself so I will just make some random public statement".
shilly_willy t1_j9gow6c wrote
We've seen what Ukraine can do to russian troops,. Imagine what they would do to Belarus.
Rogthgar t1_j9gqanc wrote
Likely because they heard a statement that could easily be followed up with a false flag operation that would then trigger the statement?
neck21 t1_j9gqoc9 wrote
The troops are probably there in response to Russian troops that Belarus let sit at the boarder as well
Big-Zoo t1_j9gswkf wrote
Russia invades them via Belarus. The fuck you want them to do?
-Neeckin- t1_j9gtsh4 wrote
I hope the people of Belarus understand what their leader is slowly dragging them to
VegasKL t1_j9gv2la wrote
Yeah, it's called protecting themselves from their aggressive neighbors.
trekthrowaway1 t1_j9gvpsr wrote
its called establishing defences against the invading forces you keep letting use your territory
say if i owned a fence, and on my neighbours side is a chicken farm, on my side is a pack of wolves, if i dont do anything about the wolves crossing the fence to eat the chickens i dont get to complain if my neighbour builds a better fence on their side
lost-but-loving-it t1_j9gvpyu wrote
This is called the finding out phase
winbott t1_j9hepww wrote
Their leader is already unpopular with their people and exposed as a puppet. Arming your own opposition is a really bad idea. Here is hoping the Belarusian people take full advantage of this and put his ass out to pasture.
Gabemann2000 t1_j9hnnzp wrote
The invasion by Russia from Belarusian territory didn’t threaten Ukraines security one bit…. How dare those Ukrainians prepared for war that was started upon them.
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KamSolis t1_j9f4bse wrote
No dude, your closeness to Russia has risked the security of your people.
bigfootspacesuit t1_j9fayzz wrote
Fatso is looking for an excuse to enter the war, doesn't realise that if Ukraine falls, he's next
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Ideon_ t1_j9fkrcu wrote
here we go
xnxkq t1_j9fo9n6 wrote
They haven’t.
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DamCrawBugs420 t1_j9g8hei wrote
Oh god here we go
lamp817 t1_j9glnia wrote
Is Reddit down?
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Dietmeister t1_j9gs3tq wrote
I honestly don't see any way in which it would benefit Ukraine to attack Belarus, although it would knock out staging areas of Russia out of the war, it would simply cost too much and prolong the battle front.
Sorry Luka
PeksyTiger t1_j9gtwoq wrote
Just give him the colonel rank already, he's trying so hard.
Ok_Marionberry_9932 t1_j9gubma wrote
That’s fucking rich
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zaphrous t1_j9h94ly wrote
They're after that Sweet Sweet Belarussian Buckwheat.
Jeep-RN t1_j9hawyx wrote
Probably shouldn’t look over toward Poland.
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Reddenied68 t1_j9hftu4 wrote
What? Why do you think they are there you fucking oaf? Russians are attacking them and building up forces in your country. This is going to be a false flag I can see it a mile away.
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They there to stop you from invading.
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NitazeneKing t1_j9hwvuj wrote
Ukraine needs planes, tanks, and missiles with enough range to hit Moscow. They should have never trusted Russia and gotten rid of their nukes
whiteb8917 t1_j9hz2rs wrote
Awwwww what is the matter Little Man ?, upset that Ukraine has troops ready and waiting for Russian Soldiers that just so happen to be using your area as a staging area to attack Ukraine ?
WickedSlice_ OP t1_j9icb5n wrote
No, I’m not,
Pgruk t1_j9i53it wrote
Oh no way!!! And just days after Belarus said they would join the war only if Ukraine directly attacked them? Who could have predicted this surprising, and definitely not false flag turn of events.
sierra120 t1_j9ig8cz wrote
Irving to worry about; it’s just a training exercise.
delightfuldinosaur t1_j9ihruh wrote
"You have a firearm in your own home for self defense. That's risking my security as someone who wants to rob you!"
PerryNeeum t1_j9imxi9 wrote
Guess Belarus is bullshitting their way into the war.
ZenwalkerNS t1_j9ius9l wrote
It seems everything coming from the east and their allies is horseshit.
poppadahut2 t1_j9j1653 wrote
bullshit, but what can you expect from the second segment of the russia-belarus centipede
ED-_-209 t1_j9jm6vx wrote
Who are they trying to convince??
ReadyToWork20 t1_j9f8npc wrote
Oh no ..... I guess you'd better attack Ukraine then.. ... right .....?
State_of_Iowa t1_j9g6jnv wrote
Ukraine is a big bully, picking on Russia and Belarus. Next they'll go after China! Just wait!
HunterDHunter t1_j9eo6aq wrote
You mean like how Russian troops inside Belarus massed at the Ukraine border and invaded Ukraine?