Submitted by WhoIsJolyonWest t3_11bgrn4 in worldnews
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Rapiz t1_j9y78yc wrote
There is no god. Just like there is no Santa Clause.
Thedirtyhood t1_j9y8myc wrote
Hey I have more proof Santa is real than God. I got letters and gifts with Santa's signature I even got a picture of him at the mall.
FranklyNinja t1_j9yb6lg wrote
I even saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night
Rapiz t1_j9ydky6 wrote
666satanhimself t1_j9yxflw wrote
word on the street is Santa loves the ladies
DeMalgamnated t1_j9zosyr wrote
sorry to break it to but that's just a guy who killed santa and took his identity as he's on the run from El Pres Enter, the leader of the christmas cartel. a ruthless gang that smuggled presents filled with drugs.
bafta t1_j9ygcts wrote
But there is a sanity clause in most contracts
666satanhimself t1_j9yx9wz wrote
there is a God, and Santa is me. I'm making some lists, which one will you be on?
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carnizzle t1_j9ycm60 wrote
I heard this last night. I thought it was a big plane going by.
BraveLilTurtles t1_ja02b52 wrote
Sorry for the stupid question, but earthquakes are pretty rare in Wales?
TheKnightsTippler t1_ja05bq4 wrote
Yeah. This is like a huge earthquake for them.
Accomplished_Fly882 t1_ja0rhrv wrote
I slept through it! In a very, very technical sense south Wales is relatively geologically active compared to the rest of the UK, but we never get quakes over about 5.5, and they are still pretty damn rare, like 70 between 1720 and now! This was was 3.7 I think, so pretty mild all things considered.
Abba_Fiskbullar t1_ja19r9v wrote
Living on a huge fault with frequent small earthquakes, I find the reaction to this amusing.
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