Submitted by WhoIsJolyonWest t3_11bgrn4 in worldnews
Thedirtyhood t1_j9y8myc wrote
Reply to comment by Rapiz in Earthquake felt in South Wales as midnight tremor makes houses and walls shake by WhoIsJolyonWest
Hey I have more proof Santa is real than God. I got letters and gifts with Santa's signature I even got a picture of him at the mall.
FranklyNinja t1_j9yb6lg wrote
I even saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night
Rapiz t1_j9ydky6 wrote
666satanhimself t1_j9yxflw wrote
word on the street is Santa loves the ladies
DeMalgamnated t1_j9zosyr wrote
sorry to break it to but that's just a guy who killed santa and took his identity as he's on the run from El Pres Enter, the leader of the christmas cartel. a ruthless gang that smuggled presents filled with drugs.
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