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Redqueenhypo t1_jebzi4t wrote

And if Russia is paying you to be there, you are either a bear yourself (Stephen Seagal) or an idiot in a salmon costume

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AnotherLightInTheSky t1_jed4rww wrote

I've never heard of a bear getting choked to unconsciousness and pooping itself

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Redqueenhypo t1_jed58vf wrote

There are bears in Russia addicted to huffing jet fuel, clearly his cousins

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