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Shillofnoone t1_iucubrx wrote

Redditor diplomats in shambles

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[deleted] t1_iudj249 wrote

American Reddit diplomat: Are we really cooperating with these call center people to keep those factory workers down? What happened to those Belgian hot chicks who believed in our democracy?

Indian Reddit diplomat: Russia best friend, Americans supported Pakistanis, we should not cooperate with them.

European Reddit diplomat: You have our moral support. We would like to have a guest membership. You don't want to invite us, nevermind, here is a 30 billion dollars cheque for those shiny f-35s.

Chinese Reddit diplomat: Should we give our opinion, what if CCP does not like it. Here is the belt and shoe initiative invitation.

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funkynotorious t1_iueqdqx wrote

Nah we Indians know we need US help to counter China. What we Indians don't like is when US pressurizes India to speak against Russia. That's all.

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Ausbel12 t1_iueocu4 wrote

You had everything spot on and ruined with the cliche Chinese one

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