Ok_Owl3571 t1_ixnvkf4 wrote
Don’t mess with the Australians. Big mistake
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixo6v1t wrote
WE WILL SHITPOST ON THE BEACHES.
Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo t1_ixolhnz wrote
32 VB's deep
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixopgdw wrote
How very fucking dare you suggest I drink that Avi Yemeni-Michael Leunig Pricktorian piss.
therealtheremin t1_ixpj3yi wrote
Legit question: is that Leunig the cartoon guy? What did he do? Haven’t heard of him for years
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixpjz0m wrote
Cunt went cooker. Anti-vax, freedumb bullshit.
El_dorado_au t1_ixwcx5w wrote
“Went cooker”? He always was anti-vax.
2015 article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/19/i-dont-want-to-go-on-leunigs-anti-vaccination-mental-vacation
Maxy2388 t1_ixpu5af wrote
Agreed VB is piss
texan01 t1_ixslax1 wrote
We will shitpost in the sea!
Ezraken27 t1_ixnz6b1 wrote
They'll send in the emus. Game over.
altctrldel86 t1_ixo81zt wrote
I think I'd prefer nukes if it gets to that. I don't want to have to live through another emu war.
Ok-Blackberry-3534 t1_ixoeu0i wrote
Don't worry. You won't...
MinuteManufacturer t1_ixoph8t wrote
The emus? Why not an army of murder chickens and roos?
MarlinDownunder t1_ixp5mqe wrote
Drop Bears in case we run out of grenade dropping drones
Vaadwaur t1_ixp3d4n wrote
No, we must get serious: Air lift in a battalion of drop bears to Moscow...and give them cocaine!
Ironoclast t1_ixpjlq8 wrote
The cassowaries are the Special Forces Unit.
sneaky_squirrel t1_ixoj0uz wrote
Nice try.
Last time Australia tried to invade and occupy the proud r-EMU-blic, they suffered a h-EMU-liating defeat.
I don't see why the Emus would aid their rival nation of Australia.
anava_ t1_ixoql0n wrote
Yep, it’s no sweat off our backs, we pretty much don’t have any sweat left once summer is done with us.
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