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1000Hells1GiftShop t1_j6foox0 wrote
Reply to comment by drogue-et-diamants in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
Thanks
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_j6ctc83 wrote
>she has a whole album about having sex with aliens.
I'm going to need the name of that album.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_j2duzm0 wrote
What's he waiting for?
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_j219dg3 wrote
Reply to Getting my Super Nintendo in the early 90s by Osprey31
Waluigi as a kid.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_izd8hos wrote
Reply to comment by TomorrowWriting in Rooted, Me, Graphite on Bristol, 2022 by jwhoch
>I got 13 dicks, 3 balls, and 2 butts.
Oh my.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iz3ozzy wrote
Reply to TIL "The Twelve Days of Christmas" STARTS on Christmas Day, and ends of January 5th (Three Kings Day). by HauntedHippie
Why would you share this?
We don't need to give anyone any excuses to expand Christmas any more. It's already like two full months. It needs to stop on New Year's Eve.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iyaxgl8 wrote
Reply to comment by 31_hierophanto in Punk sitting next to a Volkspolizei officer on the East Berlin U-Bahn, 1986 by swishswooshSwiss
Oi & Oink.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iy8b28z wrote
Reply to comment by swishswooshSwiss in Punk sitting next to a Volkspolizei officer on the East Berlin U-Bahn, 1986 by swishswooshSwiss
They're from two different worlds.
If this were the 80s someone would pitch a sitcom about them being roommates.
Now, someone is more likely to ship them as "roommates".
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iy8af66 wrote
Reply to Punk sitting next to a Volkspolizei officer on the East Berlin U-Bahn, 1986 by swishswooshSwiss
The spectrum of cool in one picture. From punk rock to total dweeb.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iy1sx70 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in Bodybuilder Relna Brewer showing her strength by ripping a phone book apart (1938) by electricmastro
>The thing thing we're going to beat the crap out of you with, yet leave no marks.
Bars of soap in socks?
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_ixyupd4 wrote
Reply to comment by HSFOutcast in An Indian chief had three wives, one that slept on a buffalo skin, another on a bear skin, and another on a hippopotamus skin. by EndersGame_Reviewer
Jokes like this are more likely to be told at Klan rallies, or book burnings, instead of parties.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_ixvkn96 wrote
Reply to comment by Ruudylis in [I ate] Dutch pancake by That-Try3995
Bury your face in it and go to town.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_ixb5ob0 wrote
That's no moon...
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_iw9osa7 wrote
Old school, yes. Cool, no.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_ivdflnv wrote
So many ears.
1000Hells1GiftShop t1_j6l5np4 wrote
Reply to Andy Kaufman - 1970s by TheMegaSage
Did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?