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8urfiat t1_jcqdcus wrote
Don’t go in hot. Cool off first. You will react much better when you’re not as upset.
8urfiat t1_jciltny wrote
Reply to comment by TrashMammal84 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Or a human cashier.
8urfiat t1_j0jhzco wrote
They all skipped out and left the bill for Judas.
"Where am I going to get 30 pieces of silver"
8urfiat t1_ixce8tq wrote
Reply to Former priest pleads guilty to obscenity in threesome on altar at Pearl River Church by unphilosoph
I expected it to be him, and two other dudes.
8urfiat t1_iukbr1a wrote
Reply to What would you do if someone gave you $200 because “you’re ugly”? Would you take the money? by EmmanuelMoyta
Take the money.
8urfiat t1_iukbefr wrote
Reply to (Sarcasm only) What would you change about the world if you had one wish? by Deep-Conflict2223
More politics.
8urfiat t1_iukb7gv wrote
Chandra Nalaar.
8urfiat t1_iukax1o wrote
Reply to What would happen if Ye ( The artists formally known as Kanye West ) gave 1$ to every person on earth ? by Agrathics
Half of them would ask if he likes fish sticks.
8urfiat t1_iukapju wrote
Reply to What’s holding you back from getting rid of those old leftovers in the fridge? by FlintTheDad
The bowl is stuck to the shelf.
8urfiat t1_jeflm63 wrote
Reply to You turn on the tv/internet/radio and find out nuclear war is starting. What is your next move? by AcornTopHat
Nice. At least I won’t get anxiety about the fucking tornados coming later today.