Actual_Dinner_5977
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j8lgw1h wrote
Jokingly apologize
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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j60xw7s wrote
Reply to Guess I'll eat some... lonely God. by Higira
I know what I do when I'm lonely and you do NOT want to eat the results...
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j24xd67 wrote
Reply to Accurate holiday season by FriendLost9587
Bold to assume I wasn't already fat.
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j1jrilu wrote
Reply to NSFW Warning!!!! by RandomDude5354
Ugh, ok unzips
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j0jq7fz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in US buying 3M barrels of oil to start replenishing reserves by B1gMay0
*your
;) It's all good man, I'm just teasing back.
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j0jpg87 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in US buying 3M barrels of oil to start replenishing reserves by B1gMay0
Is their a problem? If there going to buy gas their, they better hurry their fast.
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j0joead wrote
The Shell station 3 miles from my house by the Subway has the cheapest gas around here. I'd recommend we start their. Everybody got their gas cans?
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j0jo6vo wrote
Reply to Florida pastor accused of fraud a no-show in court due to ‘grave medical concerns’ by JBupp
Did he have to get a foot surgically removed from his ass?
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_ixcfx33 wrote
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iuvf1s8 wrote
Reply to comment by charmbrood in North Korea ICBM may have failed in flight, officials say; allies extend major drills by charmbrood
You'll have to speak with my public affairs officer about that question. I'm not ready to confirm or deny the existence of a bowel movement yet.
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iuves89 wrote
Reply to North Korea ICBM may have failed in flight, officials say; allies extend major drills by charmbrood
To be fair, my ICBMs don't work either, so who am I to criticize?
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iuv9pqv wrote
Bold of the UN to assume we'll be alive by 2050...
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iubru2u wrote
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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iu2rnie wrote
Reply to TIL that although lambskin condoms protect against pregnancy, they are not effective at preventing the transmission of STDs. by bigbbypddingsnatchr
I'd like to apologize to all the lambs out there...
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_itxxtbc wrote
You either have a strong hourly rate, or you are s***ing way too much :)
Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j9vikpv wrote
Reply to Daily use of marijuana raises risk of heart disease, study finds by TheDodoBird
So I need to smoke hourly is what you are saying? Just saying Snoop Dog looks fine.