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Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jb50ntn wrote on March 6, 2023 at 2:13 PM

Reply to Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger

Not florida? I’m really disappointed in us down here to not take this title

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jazfmeh wrote on March 5, 2023 at 6:33 AM

Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in Boy who slept in a tent for 3 years is finally coming inside by -ImYourHuckleberry-

Holy crap are you an asshat

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jauuwr8 wrote on March 4, 2023 at 6:18 AM

Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural

But that’s the rule of thumb. Always be faster

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j6x0beu wrote on February 2, 2023 at 2:23 PM

Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher

I would just unplug it, case won

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j6x01lf wrote on February 2, 2023 at 2:21 PM

Reply to Australian Fast Food Restaurant Bans Minors From Ordering Food To Prevent Youth Gang Gatherings by railsman

I used to run with the ketchup packet gang, we were bad ass

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j5oq3qo wrote on January 24, 2023 at 2:46 PM

Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984

Tastes like chicken

Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j422k2o wrote on January 12, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to comment by ellamaybe77 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo

I’m going with open casket and pop goes the weasel as soundtrack