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Al_DeGaulle t1_jabijjw wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat I had to take the subway and two buses to get on her good side.
Al_DeGaulle t1_jabi4wi wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I'm at a loss for words.
Al_DeGaulle t1_jabt99r wrote
Reply to A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
A jackal boards an airplane with a dead Thomson's gazelle under one arm, and a dead meerkat under the other.
The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion per customer."