Hey, you guys are the ones destroying the planet that you actually produced children into. I think that makes you guys the assholes.

I saw the writing on the wall a while ago and chose not to torment some kid by brining it into this.

The nice thing about not having kids is that I don't have any dog in this fight.

I need the planet to hold out for 30 more years, give or take. After that, it is no longer my concern.

They already do that. It's kind of the foundation of several religions.