AlternativeFormer559
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jbx3zmz wrote
Reply to comment by Errorboros in BBC and Gary Lineker: Tweets decision comes at high price for BBC by Errorboros
It's coming to something when the most astute and progressive voice in British politics is a multimillionaire ex-footballer. But good luck to him, he's got my vote.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jbsrznd wrote
Reply to comment by vpi6 in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
The US has history (outside the indigenous population)???? Who knew?
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jb085ge wrote
Convincing people to pay him £700 grand for sleeping outside in the balmy temperatures of North Devon is a great achievement. He should probably become a politician. In Northern UK we make children join the cubs and scouts. That way they sleep outside (in the cold) for free and are forced to enjoy it.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jam11vm wrote
Reply to comment by WamBlamLufba in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
I've got far too much for one man. Would you like to buy some?
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j92494d wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
You have my sympathy. One organism's toxic chemicals are another's antibiotics.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j91y1a1 wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Human corpses would quickly rot and be eaten. That's not garbage, it's fertiliser
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j76c5e3 wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
Phew, that's a relief. Now that they've solved racism in the police force they'll have time to catch some actual criminals.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j6wiv5i wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’ by xanh86
How do you know the pigeon didn't WANT to be that colour?
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j0ynpix wrote
Reply to comment by Random_Average__Guy in Brooklyn pastor who was robbed while preaching charged with wire fraud and lying to FBI in unrelated case by Octavus
All that blood of the lamb doesn't pay for itself!
AlternativeFormer559 t1_iuhfhmn wrote
Reply to comment by Free_Breakfast687 in California looking into paying drug addicts to stay sober by pirate_republic
In an ideal world that's how it would have been done. In this one big pharma created various opiates they claimed to be less addictive and incentivised doctors to prescribe them. I hope the support suggested above can help. Opiates are an amazing experience but they ruin lives and kill people, like auto-erotic asphyxiation. I suggest gardening as an alternative to both hobbies.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_iuhbzz9 wrote
Reply to comment by Free_Breakfast687 in California looking into paying drug addicts to stay sober by pirate_republic
What you're forgetting are the people becoming addicts as a result of medical or psychological intervention. There's an awful lot of that in California, it seems
AlternativeFormer559 t1_iuhbtz1 wrote
Reply to comment by pokeybill in California looking into paying drug addicts to stay sober by pirate_republic
"Faux news"? You sound like a French trump! À Dieu ne plaise!
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jbyew9o wrote
Reply to comment by Haircut117 in BBC and Gary Lineker: Tweets decision comes at high price for BBC by Errorboros
Pie's great fun, I hadn't seen that one. At least we're all agreed on one thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXqVGtxFppQ