AnnonymousRedditor86

AnnonymousRedditor86 t1_jeevfvy wrote

Reply to LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut

When I go to a new barber and they ask what I want.

  • I want the one that gets a raise.
  • I want the one that gets me laid.
  • If anyone asks me where I get my haircut, I'm going to tell them you did it. Do what you would want people to see.

Ultimately, what my hair looks like is your problem. I dont have to look at it, you do.

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AnnonymousRedditor86 t1_jacimtu wrote

Reply to comment by TheRealSmallBean in ELI5: Why is it that when fertilizers make their way into waterways, all the oxygen disappears, killing the fish? by Psychological-Dog994

Thank you for explaining this so succinctly. Would you please come with me to Congress to explain this to all the states bordering the Mississippi River so that we might begin to reduce the huge dead zone in the Gulf of Mexico when half the nation's fertilizer runs off into it?

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