You should have seen the toilet, sink, and bathtub.

They were avocado.

I refer you to the Wikipedia page for “The Roxanne Wars”.

I’m a big fan of his rendition of “Old Man River” as well.

Jim: So what's your strategy for this race?

Eliud Kipchoge: Well I'm gonna start fast.

Jim: Mm-hmm.

Eliud Kipchoge: Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle.

Jim: What?

Eliud Kipchoge: Then I'm gonna end fast.

Jim: Why won't more people do that?

Eliud Kipchoge: Cause they're just stupid.