Not trying to make light of the situation, but some strains of avian flu can cause rapid shifts of lethargy and mania, the sort of mania that involves attacking anything that comes near them. The mania comes from mild brain swelling that occurs in certain strains. This one seems no different, though so far the human cases have not shown such mania. But if we’re not careful and unlucky enough to start exhibiting such symptoms in human patients, we may essentially end up in a ‘zombie’ scenario.

Especially since it kills relatively slowly but spreads incredibly fast. Let’s hope it hasn’t mutated to human-to-human transmission yet.

If we assume there are infinite universes, then there is both a net positive and negative 100% chance. You exist in as many universes as you do not.

If gravity is currently pulling you in a certain direction, then it is ‘down.’ The opposite of where gravity is trying to pull is ‘up.’

Remember when they said it was a ‘special de-nazification operation?’ Well now not only are they blaming Jewish people in Ukraine and Russia, with a sharp rise in antisemitism, but their now looting art just like the literal fucking Nazi’s. What fucking timeline is this.

“Santa, you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!”