Probably got tired of us GenXers with bad eyes and Boomers using the cellphone flashlight and annoying all other patrons nearby.

I’ve never been on a plane with direct seat numbers. Like sure, there’s a row number but then there’s an alpha character for the actual seat. Window starboard would be 13A and window port would be 13F. But I’ve never seen just “seat number 13” as a thing on a plane.

Alt F, D, D — will apply or unapply filter to the selection. Use it ALL the time.

I’m old. So old. In my first job, my company at the time gave me one of the very first Windows-based computers in the building — you know, instead of DOS-based. And it was fun. Except they forgot to give (buy) me a mouse. So for two weeks (before Amazon Prime), I had to navigate WINDOWS and all Windows-based programs with just the keyboard. I fly through Excel with the keyboard shortcuts to this day.

Come back when you figure out why British actors only hang for like six or seven hours-run-time.

Really? No! That can’t possibly be true!

I’m getting strong Edward Scissorhands vibes from this picture.

But … what number is at the top / winning? Because it’s a ball and there’s not a clear cubic surface that is UP to show the landed number. I’d fight over this. I don’t care if you think 95 is up, 88 is facing me so that’s the winning number. Cubes, people. CUBES.

Blueberry muffin Kit Kats? Strange but I want the gummy bears and Nerds ripe!

All of them. Since before COVID. Proudly mildly germaphobic. Wash hands at least 15x per day. Use knuckles, elbows, knees, feet, utensils to do things in high traffic public spaces. Never ever use the air-blast had dryers.

In return, I don’t catch things.

It’s lovely.

Does not matter. Keep doing so. There are other viruses out there and there could’ve been mouth-breathing, blast-radius sneezing nose-pickers in there before the doors opened. Might not be AS deadly but still worth avoiding. But hey, you do you, bruh.