Family members have not stated if Mr. Zucchero will be buried “dry,” “dipped” or “wet".

He’s just ferreting out the truth.

It’s what they do.

Fuck Traitor Hawley

I think he got an erection FROM the insurrection.

“A Delaware business owner has been sentenced to 30 days of incarceration for storming the U.S. Capitol after seeing the riot erupt on a Tinder date’s television and taking an Uber ride to join the mob’s attack, court records show.”

You KNOW it’s a bad date when they leave in the middle of it to go to an insurrection.

You ate Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen,

Gobbled up Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen

But after you finished those eight, did you have the most tender reindeer on your plate?

I understand this reference!