Yeah, and makes it a little softer. It's nice, for sure, but it doesn't fluff up.

I used to work at a deli and we sold stroopwaffles. A customer told me that if you put one on top of a cup of hot coffee the moisture causes it to fluff up (this is not true, by the way). But for the next year or so I told that to other customers without checking myself. Finally, one customer said "have you ever tried it?" and I was an idiot and said yes. He knew I was lying.

I still lose sleep over that to this day.

I guess the fans who choose to support this monstrosity are doing better than all those slaves who didn’t survive.

Do you believe that this is what happened?

This is a funny question to me. I live in a city where you meet several cats on a normal walk to work. You would never pet one, for fear of fleas.