BeastOGevaudan
BeastOGevaudan t1_j2fuh6k wrote
Reply to comment by Visionbuilder in TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife
Kinda makes you bootlegger reverse after initially scrolling past, doesn't it?
BeastOGevaudan t1_j2bijhh wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
To be fair, they said goodbye!
BeastOGevaudan t1_j17ounw wrote
Reply to comment by Gerald_Bostock_jt in TIFU by stealing from my employer by aniclip
They could argue that he knew, and that since they were roommates they were benefitting from it, so was guilty by extension for nit reporting the theft.
Also, if in the US, a lot if places are "at will" and can fire you for whatever for the most part.
BeastOGevaudan t1_iwoyw7k wrote
Reply to comment by Wynotboth in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
The fact that you've done it multiple times (and I get a feeling you are indicating more than two) might indicate an issue with your body.
BeastOGevaudan t1_is1mggh wrote
Reply to comment by TheLastKirin in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew
I immediately thought of Trader Joe's! I always say, "It puts the tinglies in your jinglies."
BeastOGevaudan t1_irvx6an wrote
And they will turn around and raise the cost of Medicare to match.
BeastOGevaudan t1_jedw1ge wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in TIFU When I Learned I Have To Talk Like I'm Having A Stroke On Reddit by ArcTheWolf
Fuck y0u sideways with a rusty, spiked dild0. N0 lube.