Ben_Thar t1_je5px6f wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:32 PM

Reply to Meet Guinness by PhotographIcy600

Guinness looks extra stout

Ben_Thar t1_je16pb5 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:49 PM

Reply to comment by crxshdrxg in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Alternative facts

Ben_Thar t1_je140fc wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by crxshdrxg in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Really, we didn't vote for him because we expected him to accomplish anything. We voted for him because he wasn't Trump.

Ben_Thar t1_je12xr8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to comment by cerokurn13 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

2016 called

Dicks out for Harambe

Ben_Thar t1_je12s4n wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to comment by unlimited_mcgyver in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Mmm. That's my kink!!!

Ben_Thar t1_jcj7p4v wrote on March 17, 2023 at 5:44 AM

Reply to San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960

What's the point of being a cop if you can't exact personal revenge?

Ben_Thar t1_jcj3vx5 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to [Image] Magic Skelton by BlusteryAerator

Doot, doot!

Ben_Thar t1_jbrk72v wrote on March 11, 2023 at 3:51 AM

Reply to comment by tinkblueyez209 in TIL the best selling book of 1981 was a guide on how to solve the Rubik's cube, selling over 6 million copies. by lightsdevil

Younger people may not understand. Some will say what's a rubix cube, some will say what's a book

Ben_Thar t1_jacl0yb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:49 PM

Reply to Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy

I've seen Trainspotting. You don't want to do heroin without training

Ben_Thar t1_jackj8a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:45 PM

Reply to LPT: don’t Uber or Lyft from the airport – take a free hotel shuttle and Uber/Lyft from there. It can save you significantly. by [deleted]

Will the free hotel shuttle take me to my house?

Ben_Thar t1_ja6d5o4 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:15 AM

Reply to The urinals in my town's new restaurant are upcycled Budweiser kegs. by derf_vader

Seems like that's gonna splash

Ben_Thar t1_ja68utf wrote on February 27, 2023 at 3:37 AM

Reply to comment by Ninguna in My friend's mother has been doing their hair for award shows for 30 yrs by Shame_Agile

Ah-hoo! Werewolves of London

Ben_Thar t1_j9z56hb wrote on February 25, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Reply to Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles

Your mama so old, when she was born the dead sea was just a little sick.

Ben_Thar t1_j9wvyat wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:28 AM

Reply to "Shrinking" is making me realize Hollywood fucked up by not putting Harrison Ford in more comedy roles. His dead pan comedic timing is impeccable and hilarious. by Bluest_waters

About time for a Grumpy Old Men reboot

Ben_Thar t1_j9ihqfy wrote on February 22, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in TIL to finish writing The Hunchback of Notre Dame within an impossible deadline of 6 months, Victor Hugo locked his clothes away, making him unable to go outside and procrastinate which forced him to do anything but finish writing his book. by Old_Sport7920

He couldn't find the key to unlock his clothes

Ben_Thar t1_j7nprsi wrote on February 8, 2023 at 2:49 AM

Reply to An F-16 fighter jet doing a high-speed low pass over a car as a "show of force" by qzs1

Fuck that guy in particular

Ben_Thar t1_j6brb2r wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:53 AM

Reply to Just a nice pic of my 240z by josephleef

Z-car! Disco, disco!

Ben_Thar t1_j4c4er9 wrote on January 14, 2023 at 5:40 PM

Reply to Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs

I hate it when that happens

Ben_Thar t1_j44untl wrote on January 13, 2023 at 4:17 AM

Reply to James Bond becomes Wisconsin’s first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante

What makes you think it's his first time?

Ben_Thar t1_j2beybc wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:29 AM

Reply to TIFU by discharging bladder fluid in my girlfriends daughters suitcase by frogger001

Sitting on the toilet getting rid of butt fluid as I read this

Ben_Thar t1_iyalw27 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 11:50 PM

Reply to comment by SuperluminalDreams in Self-deprication is the sincerest form of comedy by BROHAM101

I solved that problem by never getting complements

Ben_Thar t1_iy25iq8 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 4:09 AM

Reply to LPT: Have 2 signatures to protect against ID fraud by OreoMochi

I just use a different signature every time I sign something. They'll never catch me!

Ben_Thar t1_ixthjqx wrote on November 26, 2022 at 5:31 AM

Reply to Can a single stud hold a 13kg TV by YoMADAv2

I don't consider myself a stud, but I think I could hold it for awhile

Ben_Thar t1_itammat wrote on October 22, 2022 at 4:18 AM

Reply to Clayton Jail Workers Warned Not To Give Inmates Keys to the Facility by meat_rainbows

Just put the key back on the hook and head home once you sleep it off, Otis