What is it with certain cats and carbs? We had to buy a bread box because our kitten was tearing up whole loaves of bread.

Thank you for reminding me to wear my night guard, I always forget 😁

Dude get a bigger gun. And a concealed carry permit. Practice quick draw and aim for the head.

See, this is why you don’t let your kids keep their room messy. Portals to other places like to open under piles of clutter.