"Hi I lost $25000 because of this"

Okay well your proportional settlement of this money is $2.43 here you go.

You need 6 monitors to truly be an expert.

5 will be used for porn.

lol bonds, this is wsb we aren't quite sure what bonds even are.

You forgot the most important step:

At the end of your post, add MS Paint stick figure pictures comparing what you would look like if you had or hadn't invested.

The hadn't invested guy should be sitting alone with a cloud raining on him

The guy that invested should be in the sun surrounded by girls and bags with $ signs on them.