“There shouldn’t be a credit card fee but there should be a cash discount”

The benefit is the psychopathic desire to control how other people live their lives

It is truly ridiculous. I have yet to see a tangible empirical case for demanding workers come to the office

Roads would be a lot safer if we aired out 60 seconds of what EMS sees rolling up to motor vehicle accident

“I thought they were wearing a bracelet but it was their spine wrapped around their neck”