Bugtotes
Bugtotes t1_jab4o6u wrote
Reply to comment by Medical_Arrival_3880 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
With a chocolate center
Bugtotes t1_jab4lf4 wrote
Reply to comment by ChilliPeppah1 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Those are called moose-knuckles now.
Bugtotes t1_jab411k wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
If you steal a Tesla,
….Do you have to rename it an Edison?
Bugtotes t1_j9jhj87 wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
Be careful while spooning,
Or you might just get forked.
Bugtotes t1_j93je3q wrote
Sleep creep
Bugtotes t1_j90zrwi wrote
That’s exactly why brothas dont date midgets.
They don’t get down like that.
Bugtotes t1_j6udtdf wrote
Stick to reading, your jokes are less than stellar.
Bugtotes t1_j6mgdmq wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
OP went to jail. Charged with wasting our fkn time.
Bugtotes t1_j6m90xa wrote
Reply to Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
Chlamydia is bad at everything
Bugtotes t1_j6m8u8a wrote
Still the holocaust
Bugtotes t1_j6m8fa7 wrote
Finding an apple in your worm
Bugtotes t1_j6m877z wrote
Bc the whole place only has one fkn light
Bugtotes t1_j6m6zf9 wrote
Same reason that smurfs have diseases….. -Bunch of guys -All blue -one girl -you figure it out
Bugtotes t1_j6lhdob wrote
You considered spilling it “in” her instead ?
Bugtotes t1_j6lgsou wrote
Black Holes Matter !
Bugtotes t1_j6lgkf2 wrote
The “L” is tongue-tied over these cunning linguistics
Bugtotes t1_j62wjmv wrote
If it’s not good enough for the family, how are you going to sell it in the streets as “HOE- Made”.
Bugtotes t1_j62wdfz wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Was her name herpaghonnasyphlarheiaids?
Bugtotes t1_j5ymuiu wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Little Caesar’s can hook you up: From the look of their menu They are the prostitute of the pizza world…..
- hot and ready
- deep dish
- three meat treat
- crazy combo
Bugtotes t1_j53gndx wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Farm animals don’t count
Bugtotes t1_j23nhxs wrote
American women have hairless cats 🤷♂️
(That has 2 meanings)
Bugtotes t1_jab4spf wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
That pun sounds filtered.