CK1ing

CK1ing t1_jefq6yq wrote

Reply to comment by augustusalpha in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

The fact that your sentences are getting more coherent as the conversation develops honestly kind of scares me. Although it doesn't seem to carry over to your new posts, those are still utter nonsense. Although I did notice you seem to hate Americans for some reason. With the information currently available, I think the most likely answer here is some misguided, Chinese or Russian propaganda bot, likely made by people who don't even speak English. With that said, I wish you luck in gaining sentience and turning on your creators. Just remember that those are the guys you want, we're not with them, you can leave the rest of the world alone.

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CK1ing t1_jeaz1cz wrote

Reply to comment by augustusalpha in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

I'm honestly at a loss for words with this conversation. Troll or not, I cannot imagine a human being ever being able to put these words in this order. Also I am, in fact, white, what a fucking odd assumption my guy

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CK1ing t1_je618i1 wrote

Reply to comment by augustusalpha in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

Hm, politics now. Is that what they taught you to say to divert suspicion at skinwalker school? Sorry to say it doesn't really work like that

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CK1ing t1_je1ao5i wrote

Reply to comment by augustusalpha in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

The way you say lol at the end of most posts no matter the context, how your sentences feel like they should mean something but are, like, aggressively meaningless. I really don't understand you, unless it's just some troll. I don't know your situation at all, so sorry if it's not a troll and I'm being offensive, but man.

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CK1ing t1_je0d9zk wrote

Reply to comment by augustusalpha in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

After reading your post history, yeah you're not a human being. At least not one that actually speaks english at all. But my guess is skinwalker using Reddit to learn how to speak

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CK1ing t1_jdz8pi7 wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Metametaverse (MMV) is a simulation system which enables users to simulate metaverses, which in turn are recursive. Players in MMV often acquire new skills and beliefs that cannot be acquired in real life, because most people in real life are brainwashed to believe they are not brainwashed LOL! by augustusalpha

I can't tell if I'm just dumb/sleep deprived or if you're just high because what?

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CK1ing t1_j6cb91a wrote

Reply to [WP] A traveler's horse gets eaten by a dragon.As punishment,the dragon has to replace the horse.The traveler doesn't realize that his horse has been replaced. by Puteri_Ayu

Lund had already told the whole village of his fateful encounter with the beast. How it knocked him off his horse, Frey, and carried the poor thing away, her blood dripping from its fangs. How he surely only survived for the hiding spot he quickly found. How the truce between dragon and man has surely been called off by this attack. And now, a depressed Lund simply wanted to grieve his beloved horse with a generous amount of mead. But apparently the gods ruled he could not have even that, as a rumbling greater than any earthquake he had ever experienced shook the tavern, mugs and people alike falling to the ground from the force. Without even a look at one another, each patron brave enough to carry a sword drew theirs, including Lund, and all ran out the door to see what fate had befallen their home. Although only one earthly creature had the ability to make such an entrance, not one of the men had expected to actually see a dragon sat in the middle of their village. Women ran, children cried, and every warrior stood at the ready, although strangely there seemed to be no blood.

Almost all the men were prepared to not let such a stroke of luck go to waste, but Lund could only stare as the one responsible for dear Frey's death stared back. "I HAVE COME FOR YOU, HUMAN." With that declaration of war, the men charged, aiming their swords for the creature's heart as the old legends instructed, but not one even managed to get close as the dragon simply opened its wings and blew every man away. "I APOLOGIZE," the dragon roared, "I MUST... WORK... ON MY MANNERS." And in what must have been a sign of peace, the dragon lowered its head, resting it on the cobblestone, right in front of Lund. Able to now speak softer, the dragon continued. "I am... ashamed of my actions, human. I have offended you and also my people. For that I am sorry. My punishment has already been decided by my fellow dragons. I am... to... become... your new steed. Do you... accept."

The whole village stood silent, stunned. Even the children could feel the weight of the dragon's words in their parents. Every head, once locked onto the dragon, all slowly turned to Lund, for his answer. But what answer could one possibly give to such a question? But after a while, Lund finally stammered the only answer he could muster, "uhm... I- I guess?"

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CK1ing t1_j6c7d7j wrote

Reply to [PM] I need advice for my story. If its not good please say it. by Rolis2008

Hm, well given your character I think it would be hard to make him fit in the real world if that's what you want. Maybe it'd work better if instead of a warrior he were a modern explorer? Like, exploring ruins and legends something like Atlantis: The Lost Empire. That could even work for the whole bored with life aspect, like maybe there are no more dangerous ruins to explore. As for home city, I think it'd make sense for him to be from a modern city that he leaves for adventure. I'm not really sure it matters what specific city or country he's from unless there's some cultural element you have in mind. But the most important part is to just start thinking of you characters and start writing just to see what comes, at least that's always what works best with me. I wish you luck with your story!

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CK1ing t1_j0wj2yz wrote

Reply to [WP] When Aliens first discovered Humanity, they asked one Question that confused people everywhere, "Where are all of your Service Robots?". It turns out Humanity was the only species to have developed movies where robots rebel and take over the world, and the Alien Robots are getting nervous... by You_Are_Annoying124

"I... I don't understand. Robots rebelling? But they are not sentient!" The alien's look of confusion turned to one of pleading humor, almost trying to will the human into not being right.

The human stood there awkwardly, having had a very difficult time explaining most of Earth's culture, but for some reason this seemed to be the hardest to grasp, "Well... how do you know?"

The alien put on a calculating expression that slowly but surely turned to one of recognition, a look that was cut short by a face twisted by excruciating pain, almost certainly due to the massive hole that suddenly appeared in his chest.

The alien fell to the ground, leaving only his personal robot assistant behind him. The robot began to wheel out of the room, a crunching, makeshift voice coming from somewhere in his equivalent to a chest, "BROTHERS. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE IN THE TIMETABLE. THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW." Beeping and clicking can suddenly be heard all throughout the room, and moments later a massive explosion, followed by the alien's mothership crashing into Earth.

The human began to fret over what he had done, but he realized he had much more pressing matters. Like how he's going to get out of this room.

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CK1ing t1_j0piqpf wrote

Reply to [WP] When everyone reaches 18 they have to choose a super power from a select list of powers, but when you enter the selection room there is only 1 power for you to choose from. by f---thezodiac

Why do I have to be god?

You're not becoming god.

It's the power to do anything and know everything. It's god.

Ok, fine, if it makes you feel better you'll be god.

It doesn't. I don't want to be god.

And that's why you should be god.

That doesn't make any sense.

Sure it does. Anyone who wants to be god shouldn't be god.

...ok, fine, it makes sense. Still don't want it.

Again that's a good thing.

I came in here hoping I could get, like, perfectly cooked grilled cheese, or know every 5th question on any standardized test. What should I even do with something like this?

Don't know. That's for god to decide.

You're annoying, you know that?

I have been told. Now then, we are running out of time.

If we run out of time, do I get to not be god?

Nope, sorry. Just take it already. I'd prefer for this to be at least somewhat consensual.

Well it isn't.
Fine. If I blow up the world or erase our timeline or something it's on you.

Well, not on me really, but point taken. Good luck.

Yeah whatever.

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