Captain_Zounderkite
Captain_Zounderkite t1_j9umuae wrote
Reply to comment by Zorro5040 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
Going out into the wild to stab rare and likely endangered animals in order to discover new food recipes is more important than saving the world from the darkness.
Captain_Zounderkite t1_j9uem9q wrote
Reply to comment by Zorro5040 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
Distracted by side quests.
Captain_Zounderkite t1_jaeithe wrote
Reply to comment by iwrite562 in [WP] You bought a house for insanely cheap, only to find it haunted by an ancient horror. After years of stubborn conflict, you have declared a truce to jointly battle a far greater evil: the local HOA. by ObsessiveAboutCats
The nuclear option should be to pull a Mr. Burns and block out the sun.