CaputGeratLupinum
CaputGeratLupinum t1_j9rmgdn wrote
I used to just take my own, they were more like "hide out at the gazebo by the lake and smoke cigarettes days" though
CaputGeratLupinum t1_ix8qpz9 wrote
Reply to Texas woman arrested after smuggling endangered spider monkey in box she claimed held beer by AudibleNod
They didn't bust her for having an endangered monkey, in Texas it's illegal to say there's beer when there isn't
CaputGeratLupinum t1_iuohyjl wrote
Reply to comment by DeNoodle in Small Razor Blades reportedly found in Halloween candy by 42O_24-7
Be the change you wish to see
CaputGeratLupinum t1_iu3zdo4 wrote
If you can't handle me at my mud-covered gimp suit, you don't deserve me at my making eye contact while shitting into a diaper on the bus
CaputGeratLupinum t1_jegw9qe wrote
Reply to US Recovers $53 million in Profits from Corruption in Nigerian Oil Industry by Repulsive_Size_849
Only to be converted immediately to weapons of war and obliterated in seconds