the bikes may have torn the lining on the pampers explaining why when shaken, it's contents spilled everywhere.

Don't fret, I'm untriggered. Simply being in some peoples presence can be traumatic tho.

and end up on r/TargetedShirts

You sound really immature. (not having a go, just, that's my perception of you rn)

There are more important things than looks, which fade.

Sounds like you got tempted away by something new and when that didn't work out (a whole week later) now you want your pretty girl back.

I hope she has already moved on.

You do not deserve a loving partner with this attitude toward women.

So you're into gatekeeping trauma?