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ClassicClassicist t1_iyt4r69 wrote
Reply to comment by Jonnythecontractor in [WP] After eons of refining your work, you summon the genie one last time. "Finally want to use your third wish? I thought the last two has taught you a lesson." You remain silent, and give him a dictionary-thick contract that cast the genie an unavoidable sufferings for eons, and inevitable death. by alacz
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!! … itty bitty living space.
ClassicClassicist t1_ityeas7 wrote
Reply to comment by TreecrafterW in [WP] You're on a fourth date late one night at a restaurant - it's been going really well. After they get up to go to the toilet their phone starts to buzz incessantly. You can't help but crane your neck to see what the ruckus is about: "You need to get back now, the portal is closing, this is it". by Matt_WS
> who “tomcats around like STDs were never a thing and acts like Captain Jack Harkness turned up to 11”
Bwahaha! I about fell out of my chair at this line. Nice quote!
ClassicClassicist t1_iyt5xrp wrote
Reply to comment by Jonnythecontractor in [WP] After eons of refining your work, you summon the genie one last time. "Finally want to use your third wish? I thought the last two has taught you a lesson." You remain silent, and give him a dictionary-thick contract that cast the genie an unavoidable sufferings for eons, and inevitable death. by alacz
This one way predates Thanos.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QySEaMp9mJ8