Yeah…unless you don’t do the thing at the assigned time. For me, it is lost forever at that point.

Where the hell do you work where they are that worried about improvised weapons and you aren’t allowed to take pictures?

As stated in another response, metabolizing alcohol is the process of breaking it down and removing it from the body. Yes, the body processes alcohol to remove it, but alcohol does not need to be processed by the digestive system to get into the bloodstream and make a person feel drunk.

Metabolizing alcohol is what makes you sober. It is the process of removing the alcohol from the body. That is the process that takes one hour per drink (for an average person).

The comment you originally replied to was in regards to the time it takes to get drunk. The person was doubting that OP got drunk beyond the capacity for rational thought in three minutes.

I share the doubts about the veracity of the post, but it absolutely does not take one hour for alcohol to get into a person’s bloodstream and make the person intoxicated. That’s would be a misunderstanding of what it means to metabolize alcohol.

I find it very unlikely that “pretty much every single post called him an abusive asshole”. It’s funny how that isn’t happening in this sub.

Not interesting. Made up.

That’s ridiculous. You don’t process alcohol at all and you can feel the effects of it immediately.